Someone isn't happy about being considered for a game

[twocoffeeday]

[Gibbs sips his coffee and stares off into space for a moment]

Are you serious about this. Do I look like the type of guy who do well in a game? If the answer is no why are you still considering it?

Comments

[37fosterhomes]

I'm sure you could find something to do with your experience Jethro.

[twocoffeeday]

Not in these games, one had killer bunnies and the other well let's just say I'd have to do things that should stay behind closed doors.

[37fosterhomes]

Well... you do have some practice in both of those, with your four wives and NCIS career. Although I don't think we have had to arrest any killer bunnies.

[twocoffeeday]

[Gibbs gives him one of his bright smiles]

I should brain slap you for that, but apparently you are actually right. No killer bunnies yet.

[37fosterhomes]

I'm glad I got to dodge that one. [Callen smiles]

[twocoffeeday]

Yeah I'll bet. Miss having someone to do that too. Just doesn't feel right doing it to McGee.

[37fosterhomes]

No Tony to smack?

Have a navy explosive ordnance disposal technician

[bombtech]

If they consider it maybe they aren't certain?

Re: Have a navy explosive ordnance disposal technician

[twocoffeeday]

Possibly She has been busy lately and considers her my spirit animal for some reason.

[bombtech]

Spirit animal, really?

[twocoffeeday]

Yeah something about me being able to be grumpy when she can't or something like that.

[bombtech]

I think I understand. Although it's not a bad thing to be positive occasionally.

[shelbycobra]

You sound like my dad. Which I mean as a compliment.

[twocoffeeday]

[Gibbs chuckles softly and nods.]

Thanks I feel like part of my job description has "Team Dad' written on it.

[shelbycobra]

Hey, there's nothing wrong with that. Sometimes you need somebody who keeps you all in line. Even if in my case, our team leader is a total asshole.

[twocoffeeday]

Better then being called a bastard like I am most of the time.

[shelbycobra]

I'm pretty sure I've called him that too. Shelby Manning, sir. It's a pleasure.

Because Bugs enlisted in the Marines (this is canon)

[shoulda_toined]

(Have an anthropomorphic cartoon character in full Marine boots saluting you.)

It's a Mun thing, ossifah! Dey always ah makin' us do tings we don't wanna, all fer a laugh or two!

(Nostalgically:) Jus' like da old days 'a da two-penny theatah.

Re: Because Bugs enlisted in the Marines (this is canon)

[twocoffeeday]

[Jethro smiles slightly and tosses off a salute of his own.]

At ease there Bugs. I suppose so. I would have liked a little more of a choice but what are you going to do?

[shoulda_toined]

(One quick-change later, Bugs is back in his usual lack of attire and munching casually on a carrot.)

I'd recommend a good, inlightenin' slap upside da head, but wid dese Muns, I don't think it'd woik even if ya used a two-by-four.