Homeless, considering a place

[justicereigns]

You do remember my birthday theme is supposed to be "white" not pie, right?

[HE SAYS THAT WHILE EATING A PIE.]

[To be fair, it IS white though.]

[And it's a justice pie. Smoker does what he wants.]

[And this is totally not an invitation for people to throw pies at him. Except it really is. So please do.]

I don't understand what all these heart pies have to do with justice or white day anyway. Isn't that supposed to be Valentines? White day is marshmallows and candy cigarettes, right?

[Waves a hand, too confusing, he gives no fucks.]

As for apping me somewhere? I wouldn't mind the chance to stretch my legs and work on motorcycles, no, but I refuse anywhere no smoking is allowed. There's limits to the torture I'll accept. Besides, weren't you the one who was sick most of winter?

Comments

[aviatophile]

Oooh, is it your birthday today? You're fortunate that your mun celebrates it.

[justicereigns]

It's mostly annoying. And she had to be reminded. And only took it as an excuse for pasta and pie.

Your mun doesn't celebrate yours?

[aviatophile]

She's very forgetful. But after this many years the privileges I get far outweigh the details.

...why pie? Isn't cake the birthday dessert?

[justicereigns]

Fair enough.

Yeah, but I only like rum cake.

Pie is more versatile. Besides, it's a pun on pi. 3.1415926... etc.

[aviatophile]

Oh! That's easy!

One-

Two-

Three!

*a poof of smoke and TADA, a magnificent Rum cake on the table*

Not as good as a math pun, but you should have cake on your birthday!

[justicereigns]

[......... On the one hand... that's adorably sweet and he is kind of tempted, and flattered.]

[On the other hand, he's also suspicious, convinced it has something weird in it and--]

[Totally not blushing. God damn he is too tsundere for this. He is too tsundere for life. And his mun can't stand it because if he blushes, she blushes, and then they're both bright red and flustered.]

[It's hard to type like that you know.]

Only if you have some too.

[Not blushing.]

[aviatophile]

*you have no idea how THRILLED HE IS. HE CAN SEE THAT NOT BLUSHING YOU'RE DOING THERE*

Well, it's not chocolate, but I'm sure a piece couldn't hurt. It's best to spend days like this with friends.

...I wonder if I have any fireworks.

[justicereigns]

Are birthdays really that big a deal to you or are you just that excited to go to Cerealia? [Smoker can PRETEND to be gruff, but he's VERY amused right now, and it shows heavily.]

you know, it just occurs to me that Kaito is not an exception to the criminals tagging you XD

[aviatophile]

*pouts* Birthdays ARE a big deal. It means cake and presents and ice cream! *and that he and the people he cares about have lived for another year*

*cutting pieces out of this cake for them* And parties, though that tends to involve a lot more people.

lmao so true

[justicereigns]

[Face palms.] All of which is embarrassing.

[Although he does like rum cake... but yes.]

[aviatophile]

*tilts his head*

Ice cream is embarrassing?

*now you're being a little shit, Kaito*

[justicereigns]

No.

[HE DID ACTUALLY SIT AND THINK FOR A LITTLE BIT OF ALL THE WAYS IT COULD BE EMBARRASSING.... but Smoker loves ice cream too much to ever be embarrassed about it. Even if his pants eat it. Fuck it, ice cream is awesome.]

But I could still do without friends trying to bribe me with it.

[aviatophile]

*pulls a couple forks out of his sleeve so they can eat, and frowns because wow. That does sound familiar*

I think we both have really crappy friends.

*there is very little he wouldn't do for someone buying him chocolate*

[justicereigns]

[Chuckles quietly. TRUE ENOUGH.]

You too, huh?

[Between his criminal friends and his own marine friends, and his marine turned justice-hobo friend... yes, that's a thing, REALLY HIS FRIENDS ARE MESSED UP.]

[aviatophile]

My own mother, even.

*and his childhood friend, a witch, the THREE teenage detectives trying to catch him (one of which currently looks like a seven year old)...why can't he meet anyone normal? Oh wait. Normal is boring*

[justicereigns]

[Normal is for suckers.]

Even her?

[aviatophile]

Especially her.

*this is the woman who goes off on fancy adventures in other countries and tells his best friend his worst fear for revenge*

[justicereigns]

[Shakes his head.] Women are diabolical no matter their age and relation.

[He's just lucky most of the women in his life like him.]

[aviatophile]

Tell me about it!

*although, he has a fan club so he probably shouldn't be complaining. It'd be bad luck or something*

[justicereigns]

Ah well, can't live with them, can't make 'em happy either. Something like that, right?

[How the hell anyone puts up with Smoker is beyond him.]

[aviatophile]

Well, that's not always true. *sheepish grin*

*Hey, Kaito seems to be doing pretty well. It's hard to deter a ray of sunshine away from a grump though*

[justicereigns]

Oh? Getting along better with some recently?

[Dish, dude!]

[aviatophile]

A-aa... *he's not blushing.* Well...Aoko's not bad...some of the time... *why would he be blushing*

She's a great audience. *boys don't blush*

[justicereigns]

[So cute.]

[Smoker also quietly ships it.]

[How the fuck is he a 37(+) year old man?]

[Jeez.]

When she's not mad at you, you mean?

[Smoker would be better at teasing if he could actually hide his emotions even a little.]

[aviatophile]

*everyone ships it*

*wait, how the hell did this get turned around?!*

*thats not fair!*

*laksjalkahsbxn*

I have no idea what you're talking about. That stupid girl is always mad at me. *flustered*