Possibly to Highseas.

[onewassilver]

Oh? Waking up an old man out of interest, hm? Can't even let me rest... Ahahaha, who am I kidding? It has been incredibly dull around here, nothing for me to do but let my already fading talents rot the rest of the way.

So, go ahead, send me there! As long as there's pretty women, alcohol and gambling, I'll be perfectly fine.

Comments

[fierybluebird]

And I know just the island for you.

[If Marco was a little more evil, he'd say it was Serenes' where peace is shoved down your throat and all the pirate-pirates went insane in varying degrees. However, he loves Leanne too much to do that to her. OKAY OKAY, he loves Ray too much for that too.]

[onewassilver]

[ Let's be honest, Marco-chan, Ray would sit there for about ten minutes and then go on a mass murdering spree. Despite being retired, he likes some adventure and chaos is always so fun! ]

Oh? How wonderful, Phoenix, are you going to be holding my hand through all of this adventure? Someone needs to be steady for this old man... [ Ray is such an asshole. ]

[fierybluebird]

[RIGHT? That's why Marco wouldn't send him there. Leanne loves the island, and Marco himself wanted to murder everything in sight for two weeks after they left.]

I'll vouch for you and make sure no one startles your poor old sensibilities, yoi.

[onewassilver]

[ God help anyone who leaves him there. ]

My, my, how good for me to have you as my guide, Phoenix. Make sure to take me to the best places. [ ♥ ]

[grandlineswag]

Hm. Might as well, I suppose. The boy is there, and I'm sure he needs a cadre of associates to handle the basics. Making sure he remembers to chew, blink, breathe, that sort of thing.

[onewassilver]

Why, how nice of you to join us, Crocodile.

[ he can't hear you insulting his student over the sound of his swag ]

[grandlineswag]

[It's the only way he knows how to show grudging respect or...pretty much any emotion.]

I did a bit of a stint there, myself. The place is in need of some proper pirates, really. I'm sure a man of your qualifications would do well enough. I suggest you spur your old bones into action, though. After tonight, it's another month's wait.

[onewassilver]

Oho, proper pirates are lacking there? Hmmm... How terrible... But, alas, I'm retired, I don't think I could do much good there.

[ It's completely true. Shame on you and your emotional unavailability Crocodile-chan. ]

[redfootzeff]

Muns are a rude bunch, that much is sure. Can't even let an old cook do his job in peace.

[onewassilver]

It could be worst, hm? You could have gone somewhere without an ocean.

[redfootzeff]

True. Finding a place on land would've been boring.

[onewassilver]

Most definitely, being landlocked sounds like the more terrible idea, really.

[yourotherleft]

Oh, hey Rayleigh. [sup]

[allendsmeat]

Yo! [hops up, sort of sitting on Zoro's shoulders and using his head for a chin prop and absently picks his nose..] You coming, too?

[onewassilver]

[ ...Chuckles. ]

Ah, it would seem so.

[onewassilver]

How nice to see you too, Roronoa.

[ nm nm want some sake? ]

[yourotherleft]

[hells yeah bring the sake if you're coming to visit]

You could do worse than that place. We're having a pretty good time of it ourselves.

[onewassilver]

[ I wouldn't be a proper first mate if i didn't drink all of the sake. ]

Oh? Which of the Straw Hats are there...? [ b r o w r a i s e. he wants to know how many targe-- I mean, people he has to visit. ]

[heartismyown]

Oooh, are you a pirate? We went to an island that had gambling before, it was pretty good. Lots of people drink alcohol too. That island was like a huge party!

[onewassilver]

I was a pirate.

[ br ow r ai se. Who's been letting small boys get into the gambling? You know what? Don't tell him. He bets it was Marco. ]

Oh...? A giant party, hm? Sounds like my style... heheh...

[heartismyown]

How come you're not a pirate anymore?

[He's one and a half now, not small anymore! Marco let him into the alcohol, Thatch encouraged the gambling.]

Yeah it was a fun island. Everyone seemed like they were having fun and I got a tattoo, so it was interesting.

NOT HERE

[fierybluebird]

[Wow. Always blame Marco will you?]

[Of course it's completely true, but shut up.]

[tofu_tiger]

[Have one exceptionally large tiger, Raleigh.]

Oh ho? You wish to go there as well? Splendid! Always glad to meet more possible friends.

[onewassilver]

Aha, and who might you be?

[ giant tiger. Has Luffy or Ace tried to eat you yet? ]

[tofu_tiger]

Dougen, sir. A pleasure to meet you.

[He sits down in front of him, his head just clearing 9 feet.]

It's nice to find other humans that can understand my speech.