[apping to crux fleet]

[espio]

Alright, fess up. Which one of you numbskulls thought Sparklebirds in Space was a good idea? And more importantly, why didn't you talk them out of it?

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[fierybluebird]

Who do you think?

[espio]

I think I have a good idea.

[fierybluebird]

It shouldn't be very hard, yoi.

But for what it's worth, the first two games my mun started me in were in space, actually.

Not that I like that, mind you, but at least it's not as weird as it could be.

[SO LONG AS HE CAN DRAG THATCH. Because Thatch's would-be darkness in space would practically be the only thing keeping Marco from having panic attacks ironically.]

[espio]

Marco. Never mind weirdness - you had a hard enough time dealing with the concept of "airship". Confining you to a spaceship seems like a really bad idea.

[redcinemareel]

Does it matter? You're coming either way.

[espio]

Of course it matters! I'm the one who'll have to deal with a stir crazy phoenix and a chainsaw lunatic! Yay.

[redcinemareel]

But you love us, and....such. Doesn't any of that mean something, pinky?

[She isn't putting much effort into convincing him because he'll come.]

[espio]

I never said I loved any of you. I just fell into the madhouse by accident.

[fionna_time]

This sucks. I wanted to go sailing with Namur and you guys.

[espio]

I'm not sure I mind the lack of sailing. I'm more familiar with space than the sea, although this version of space is nothing like I'm used to.

[fionna_time]

Namur kinda sold me on the sailing. We did that a few times.

What makes this space different from what you know?

[espio]

You can't breathe in it, there's no gravity, and it's way less cluttered.

[fierybluebird]

Come with us.

[fionna_time]

I'm going in spaaaaace now!

[fierybluebird]

It'll be fun!

[He's going to hate it.]

[om_nom_namur]

Place is gonna be shit. Fabricated fish? The hell's a fabricated fish gonna taste like? Thing ain't ever been 'live, don't know how anyone's gonna live on that kind a shit. An' there ain't no shitty oceans an' I'll bet the water's gonna have like a million chemicals in it t' make it "clean".

Tch. Like hell I'm goin'.

[espio]

It's cute you think you have a choice.

[om_nom_namur]

Sheheheh! Think for once I kinda do. Mun 'maid says I'm bein' too damn whiny 'bout it an' she don't wanna play me oh-oh-sea or some shit.

[espio]

Are you kidding me?! Seriously?! Since when have muns cared about whining?!

Look, if I have to put up with Sparklebird up there freaking out, so do you!

[mera_mera_ace]

Because Marco is all knowing and he's a great captain and I have no problem with Sparklebirds to be honest.

[fierybluebird]

[Bro-fist. This is why you're awesome and he loves you.]

[mera_mera_ace]

[of course he's awesome and he loves you too! You're his sparklebird after all.]

[fierybluebird]

[And you are his fire freckles.]

[espio]

In Space, Ace.

Marco in Space is a terrible idea.

[mera_mera_ace]

Well we didn't really have a choice did we?