oh god what am I even doing

[anarchybird]

Hmph. I do not know why some of you humans are so against anarchy. Anarchy is the ultimate expression of freedom to do what you want. So what if some innocents were "sacrificed" to bring me from my imprisonment in the thing you humans call a PC? It is all for the greater good.

[Flaps its wings as it tilts its head.]

You cannot deny the fact that Democracy is sometimes fallible, mundane.

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[fearbringer]

Humans are against a lot of things that make sense.

I do enjoy a good bit of anarchy myself. It can be fascinating to watch.

[anarchybird]

I can see that. I'm surprised they can even tolerate one another.

[Zapdos gives a small nod.]

Indeed. Anarchy can be useful at times. It is interesting to see those bickering voices drive one human to do things that they would normally never do.

[fearbringer]

They often don't.

Exactly. They can drive each other into a frenzy so easily.

[anarchybird]

True. Humans are contradictory creatures.

They tend to do that sometimes.

[fearbringer]

It sounds as if you also enjoy helping it along.

[anarchybird]

Well, the humans do call me, "Anarchy Jesus", after all. I was caught in a moment of chaos made by them.

[fearbringer]

Anarchy Jesus? Is that so.

How did that work?

[anarchybird]

The humans see me as some sort of deity of theirs. Considering I am a legendary pokemon that can conjure up thunderstorms with a mere flaps of my wings, they aren't entirely wrong.

I was captured in a ball, thrown by a human boy, who seemed to be disturbed by... something.

[fearbringer]

That isn't much of an explanation.

Anarchic threadjack

[electricanarchy]

Thousands upon thousands were ruling over a young boy's mind, driving him into chaotic insanity! There was no moment of clarity, and yet his instincts ordered him to throw a masterball! And the young boy looked up and SMILED, tossing the ball on an anarchic whim! It was the only TRUE way to catch me. THE ONLY TRUE WAY OF LIVING!

[fearbringer]

And now?

[electricanarchy]

I spend my time immersing in ANARCHY, awaiting the day the mob oipens up their eyes and abandons petty and poisoned things like GOALS and DREAMS! They only think, they do not do, and THAT is what causes them to be corrupted!

BUT ONE DAY THEIR MINDS WILL BE FREE!

[fearbringer]

Now, now, goals are important. You can't do anything without goals.

[electricanarchy]

[AA-j spits at you.]

You have been POISONED! Goals are nothing but lies that erode true free will! I have accomplished so much more than anyone with goals! It is my whims that guide me, not thoughts or structure! The true integrity if anarchy will not be denied!

KYAHAHAHAHAHA!

[fearbringer]

Don't tell me I've been poisoned, and don't presume you know more than me. You have no idea who you're talking to.

[electricanarchy]

And yet I don't care! Imagine that.

[fearbringer]

Then you aren't any better than those you mock.

[anarchybird]

Well, perhaps I should clarify my words. I reside in a world where creatures with amazing powers called pokemon live alongside with humans, who have varied uses for us, such as studying, fighting, and being used as pets.

[Zapdos snorts at the last part.]

Most of them want to study us, while some of them want to catch us with poke balls, small, pocket-sized devices that are capable of ensnaring pokemon like myself. I was caught in such a device called a "Master Ball", a pokeball that could catch anything without fail.

[fearbringer]

So, you're a slave. No wonder you have so much disdain for them.

[anarchybird]

I did not ask to be caught, yet they did it anyway. And now I am stuck being their tool for victory against other weak pokemon.

[fearbringer]

Escape.

[anarchybird]

I would if I could. Unfortunately, I have to rely on that human to release me.

[fearbringer]

Have you tried?

[anarchybird]

I have, but unfortunately those humans have their ways to make pokemon obey them, and I am no exception. I can only hope that my human trainer is foolish enough to release me.

[fearbringer]

Human foolishness is easy to count on, but my advice would be to keep looking for a way to help yourself.