oh god what am I even doing

[anarchybird]

Hmph. I do not know why some of you humans are so against anarchy. Anarchy is the ultimate expression of freedom to do what you want. So what if some innocents were "sacrificed" to bring me from my imprisonment in the thing you humans call a PC? It is all for the greater good.

[Flaps its wings as it tilts its head.]

You cannot deny the fact that Democracy is sometimes fallible, mundane.

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[closesecond]

Preach it, Birdboy.

[psychic_supremecy]

Even in the wild, there is a natural order of things.

...Though, watching this, it astounds me that humans evolved minds capable of developing technology.

[anarchybird]

Hmph. So it seems.

[Zapdos nods.]

Apparently they couldn't learn how to bring pokemon out from the PC and ended up letting them go. I do pity those poor other pokemon for dealing with an incomptent human who is guided by a myriad of voices.

[anarchybird]

Your praise is noted.

[psychic_supremecy]

I truly dread the day that monstrosity of voices comes for me. If my power were to somehow fall into its control...

[He trails off, really not wanting to think about that fresh Hell.]

[anarchybird]

I do not think you have to worry about that. Mistakes do happen. I am just fortunate they haven't reached my fiery and icy counterparts. Moreso because they probably haven't the proper gear required to catch them.

[Zapdos lifts his wings slightly.]

[fearbringer]

Humans are against a lot of things that make sense.

I do enjoy a good bit of anarchy myself. It can be fascinating to watch.

[anarchybird]

I can see that. I'm surprised they can even tolerate one another.

[Zapdos gives a small nod.]

Indeed. Anarchy can be useful at times. It is interesting to see those bickering voices drive one human to do things that they would normally never do.

Also, can I say that I love you for this? Because I do.

[closesecond]

And freely given. True liberty never suffers from an excess of symbols.

You beat me to this.

[electricanarchy]

Yes! Anarchy is the only true way to live! So what if I kill off twelve!? It's anarchy. It doesn't THINK, it doesn't DREAM, it is lead only by the whimsical threads of instinct! Democracy doesn't do that AND THAT'S WHY IT'S POISON! Hehahaha!

[fearbringer]

They often don't.

Exactly. They can drive each other into a frenzy so easily.

So I did.

[anarchybird]

Indeed. Democracy is nothing but a fool's dream. There can be only salvation in chaos and anarchy. There are even things Democracy cannot accomplish.

You're welcome.

[anarchybird]

Yes. Freedom cannot be suppressed by mere rules and laws. Chaos is capable of many things that Order cannot hope to do.

[anarchybird]

True. Humans are contradictory creatures.

They tend to do that sometimes.

[fearbringer]

It sounds as if you also enjoy helping it along.

[electricanarchy]

Oh, it's much more than democracy that's poison! So much more! You see before you the mob desperately trying and trying and trying to pass the Pokemon Mansion. They fail each time! It's because they have goals to reach. There is no need for goals! The only way for them to become enlightened is to abandon their goals, their dreams, everything that society clings to!

It has already corrupted their minds, goals! BUT NOT US! Anarchy is our minds and chaos is our soul! We do what we want when we want to and nothing can tell us any differently! If Omanyte falls by my claws? IT IS IN THE SPIRIT OF ANARCHY! They need to realize not to think, only that they should act and then they will be free!

[anarchybird]

Well, the humans do call me, "Anarchy Jesus", after all. I was caught in a moment of chaos made by them.

[closesecond]

Order claims certainty where there is none. Contrary to popular belief, it is the keepers of order who are the naive fools, and those who would abolish it who are the realists.

[anarchybird]

Truer words have never been spoken. The masses demand chaos and those who wish for order are struggling against the tides. Freedom and boundlessness will reign supreme.

[fearbringer]

Anarchy Jesus? Is that so.

How did that work?

[anarchybird]

The humans see me as some sort of deity of theirs. Considering I am a legendary pokemon that can conjure up thunderstorms with a mere flaps of my wings, they aren't entirely wrong.

I was captured in a ball, thrown by a human boy, who seemed to be disturbed by... something.

[fearbringer]

That isn't much of an explanation.

[anarchybird]

How pitiful. Those who believe in order are blinded by the benefits and desires of anarchy can bring. Living a monotonous life based by rules is hardly worth living.

Anarchic threadjack

[electricanarchy]

Thousands upon thousands were ruling over a young boy's mind, driving him into chaotic insanity! There was no moment of clarity, and yet his instincts ordered him to throw a masterball! And the young boy looked up and SMILED, tossing the ball on an anarchic whim! It was the only TRUE way to catch me. THE ONLY TRUE WAY OF LIVING!

[anarchybird]

Well, perhaps I should clarify my words. I reside in a world where creatures with amazing powers called pokemon live alongside with humans, who have varied uses for us, such as studying, fighting, and being used as pets.

[Zapdos snorts at the last part.]

Most of them want to study us, while some of them want to catch us with poke balls, small, pocket-sized devices that are capable of ensnaring pokemon like myself. I was caught in such a device called a "Master Ball", a pokeball that could catch anything without fail.