Voice Testing and Mun watched Thor 2 (semi-spoilers)

[iacceptyoursurrender]

What confuses you puny mortal?

I needed to get to Greenwich, so I rode the train!

Comments

[savingpplthing]

They're most likely confused because the route you are given doesn't actually go to Greenwich. You'dve had to change trains at least once.

[iacceptyoursurrender]

Are you sure?

I thought you mortals loved taking long walks after each ride.

I am not sorry.

[tricksterofasgard]

Now is that a way to address the mortals you are so fond of, dear brother?

You should never be sorry XD

[iacceptyoursurrender]

She is mortal..!

[Points his chest] ...barely reaches this part

That's why I'm not. Icon keywords totally relevant here.

[tricksterofasgard]

[Sometimes he has the urge to pat you. Sometimes.]

And yet she controls you. The Mighty Thor, controlled by a puny mortal... Female.

hahaha nice X3

[iacceptyoursurrender]

[That would make for a better sibling relationship. Definitely.]

Hah! Nobody controls me! [He does not realize it yet. Shhh!]

[tricksterofasgard]

[That's why he doesn't do it.]

Are you sure? [Note that amused grin. He is well aware of what is going on even if his account has just been set up fifteen minutes ago and he is having a field day with how blind you are. Not that he is surprised.]

[iacceptyoursurrender]

[Thor still wants it though.]

Of course I am!! [CONFIDENT] She tells me that I'm still in control! And she has a nice smile too....?! [Unfortunately, he's never the wiser between the two of them. Not even an eternity would change that. And he himself is very new as well.]

[tricksterofasgard]

[Of course you do. You are like an overgrown puppy. Besides, who wouldn't want to get a pat from Loki?]

And a nice smile such as hers sure wouldn't lie to you! [Still not surprised. But he shall pretend.]

[iacceptyoursurrender]

[Well he is scruffy. Thor is certainly the first in line to get that pat, or he'll rage at anybody who gets it first.]

What...? What do you mean by that, brother? [Still won't get it even if you spell it out.]

[tricksterofasgard]

[Loki will make sure to pat everyone else first and then be too busy when it's your turn.]

What I mean? [He shall never not get amused by that trait of yours, annoying as it can be.] Have you looked around yourself? Where you are? What you are doing? Just how much are you really in control of yourself?

[iacceptyoursurrender]

[Aww, how could you? All he wants is a loving brother relationship!]

....[He'll try to process this.] I am in Midgard of course. Stop talking in riddles brother!

[tricksterofasgard]

[And all he wants is the throne of Asgard.]

You are in Midgard, yes. And what about that puny mortal with the nice smile? What is your relationship with her? [Aww, come on. He is only trying to make you think. You know. That activity with your brain. It doesn't hurt as much as you might think it does!]

[iacceptyoursurrender]

[But you know he can't give that to you! He doesn't even want it himself.]

My...uh..[Don't make this too hard on his brain. There's only muscles there.] ...well she's not Jane. Are you implying I have a relationship with this human?

[tricksterofasgard]

[Then just leave it to him.]

Oh, don't give me that look! You have a relationship with this mortal, yes. It is just a different kind of relationship. I mean... It is not like you can just, well... Touch her. [Giving you that expectant look.]

[iacceptyoursurrender]

[But he can't do that. Just ask for a hug instead.]

[It's the, 'you're frying my brain' look.] Of course I can't touch her! I am loyal to Jane Foster!!!

[tricksterofasgard]

[But he doesn't want hugs. See the dilemma?]

...... [And this is his 'Come on, I know you're dense, but you're no absolute moron!'-look.] The... Other kind of touching. The one where you place your hand on a person's arm.

[iacceptyoursurrender]

[Why can't Loki be happy receiving long and loving hugs from Thor? Why does he want to have a kingdom instead?]

........................[See, he's trying to think about it.]

I can't..!

[tricksterofasgard]

[Because he is not you.]

............ [Don't hurt youself... Too much.]

...well? What does that tell you?

[iacceptyoursurrender]

[But he's your brother!]

This must be some sort of sorcery..!

This is your fault.

[loki_eed]

You're being obtuse, Brother. If you have to go somewhere, you can just fly. I've never known you to shy from that.

I blame Loki

[iacceptyoursurrender]

Obtuse? What does a shape an angle have to do with this?

And the train was right in front of me!

[tricksterofasgard]

[He insists on pointing out that he's adopted.]

It's called roleplay, brother. You are nothing but the voice in a roleplayer's head. Welcome to your new life as muse. You're practically powerless!

No. Wait!

You are powerless! Everything you will ever do and say from now on entirely depends on your mun.

Nope, all your fault.

[loki_eed]

I think it's time you started thinking outside the box. Isn't that a human expression? You should be proud I'm using them!

Lazy. Just like the mortals you're so fond of.

[iacceptyoursurrender]

[Thor should be offended by that!]

A roleplayer? What is that?

Powerless? [He's waving Mjolnir in front of you.] I still have power..!

What is this mun? You make no sense brother!