Considering Sky of Diamonds; Canon is 28 Weeks Later

[lefthispost]

Oh-hohoho, now wait just a fucking second.

You're not dragging me into another one of those fucking hellholes. And what's all that fake-memory-shit you're going on about? You know what, not interested. You send somebody else, I've had my share of cities going to hell.

Go write an app for your mom.

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[perpend]

Come on, baby.

It can't be all bad!

[lefthispost]

Yeah, sure.

Alright, you know what? Be my guest, buddy. Here, you take my ticket for the bullshit train to Awesomeland.

[bringingdragonback]

...really, the best you could come up with is a your mom comment? You so need to hang out with me again.

[inequal]

You do know, Mr. Neil, that the idea is that the City has already been to hell? And that we're bringing it back?

Do pay attention.

[lefthispost]

[Oh, where the fuck are you coming from? Linefacing so hard right now.]

Right, I forgot they're all lost on you.

[Like he'd ever admit he missed the banter.]

[lefthispost]

Do kiss my ass.

The name's Doyle.

[bringingdragonback]

[The magical place where godtrolldragons come from, obviously.]

It's why I love being a test tube clone baby. Don't have to worry about that sort of thing.

[Don't deny it. You missed him so much.]

[inequal]

Rather'd not if it's all the same to you. Hubby would get jealous and all.

Yeah, figured it was something like that. Better get used to it; if your mun goes through, it's 'bout all you'll be called. Unless you fancy a few mind games.

[perpend]

Look, maaan, all I'm saying is that you win some, you lose some.

The sooooner you accept it, the more at ease you'll be.

[lefthispost]

[Lies.

Doyle glares at him.]

Must be nice.

The fuck have you been up to anyway? Don't tell me you're headed there, too.

[lefthispost]

Nothing to be at fucking ease here.

Who the hell are you anyway?

[bringingdragonback]

[No lies.]

Oh, you have no idea.

Nah, my general awesomeness cannot be contained by a game such as that, so I'm not going. You might see one of my sons there though. Probably the oddly cheerful one, I think.

[perpend]

The name's Cabanela.

[swatswithdragons]

Oh no, your holiday is being interrupted. Gods forbid you be inconvenienced like the rest of us.

[lefthispost]

Guess we can't all be suck-ups, huh. Jealous much?

[lefthispost]

Jesus fucking Christ, what's with all you guys being the same defeatist asshole with different faces?

[lefthispost]

You're a dad? The fuck did that happen?

[lefthispost]

... Suits you.

[inequal]

The hell's defeatist about taking a route of least resistance? Beats making myself a mark at the word go. Worrying 'bout the other stuff comes later.

[bringingdragonback]

Couple million years ago. I have eight kids.

[swatswithdragons]

Because you're going to a city which fucks with your mind? What would I have to be jealous over with that?

[perpend]

Too bad I won't be keeping it, but what can you do?

[lefthispost]

At least I won't have to worry about saving your ass all the time.

[lefthispost]

Gotcha.

You're not defeatist, you're just a whiny opportunist.

[lefthispost]

How d'you guys make the cake candles work?

[lefthispost]

Smile and wave, judging from the reactions I'm getting.

This is fucked.

[inequal]

Now there's a good term for it!

[perpend]

I might just sit down for a drink. You want a beer?

[bringingdragonback]

We do giant bonfires of candles to blow out instead of candles on a cake. It's easier that way.

[swatswithdragons]

Says the man who wouldn't have died if he'd waited for fucking backup before wading into a horde of slavers!

[lefthispost]

... Sure.

[lefthispost]

What about the ones who breathe fire?

[lefthispost]

Well.

Least you're honest 'bout it.

[lefthispost]

There was no time.

[inequal]

I'm honest about a lot of thing, sonny. But I can also be incredibly sarcastic at the same time.

[bringingdragonback]

They don't. I'm the only dragon who breathes fire.

[perpend]

Great!

Gotta get used this sometime, baaaby. Better be now!

[swatswithdragons]

Bullshit.