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on guy fawkes night
You're not allowed to celebrate the occasion. No, no, don't want to hear it: I don't care if you're the direct descendant of the man, (by the by, you're not) you're unabashedly American and thus banned from participating.
Don't pout, blame your bloody founding fathers for pitching a fit and walking out on supper without paying the bill, if we're working with my previous metaphor. But yes, thank you for asking, I had a lovely one. I spent it with another unrepentant and borderline oppressive American railing on about football, and not even the real kind of football, you know?
Don't pout, blame your bloody founding fathers for pitching a fit and walking out on supper without paying the bill, if we're working with my previous metaphor. But yes, thank you for asking, I had a lovely one. I spent it with another unrepentant and borderline oppressive American railing on about football, and not even the real kind of football, you know?
