this asshole B(

[traitors]

You miss me? Ah, such a sweet sentiment, as if I have any use at all for it.

Far more likely that you miss Charles. Don't think for a moment that I don't know your mind, girl.

Comments

[sonofcoul]

No accounting for taste.

[traitors]

What a miraculous recovery you made, Agent Coulson. Shall I offer congratulations? Not many survive me.

[sonofcoul]

Nice to be one of the lucky few, then. But you can keep your congratulations.

[traitors]

Not just lucky, Agent.

[mustardplease]

You sound like the Shakespeare fellow who wrote me into his silly plays. [ Cocks head to the side. ] Too sweet, little black sheep?

[sonofcoul]

Extremely lucky, then.

[traitors]

How very clever you are. Yes, we're terribly alike, aren't we? The god and the playwright. That you managed to gather that from a single comment is most impressive.

[traitors]

I think you know better than that.

[sonofcoul]

I'm certainly not going to chalk it up to any particular talent on my part.

[mustardplease]

Clever? I had thought my cleverness was known and not something to be found. No matter. I thank you for the compliment, Oddly.

[traitors]

No, no, besides that interesting little brain of yours, you're quite average, aren't you? I rather think it was your employer.

[traitors]

Poor wretch. Midgardians of all types are uninteresting, it seems.

[ except charles, apparently. just be honest with yourself, loki. ]

[sonofcoul]

[He is so not taking the bait.]

We do have pretty exceptional medical coverage.

[mustardplease]

Do all mortals whine like you when they are spited by a woman?

[traitors]

[ lbr he just likes making you react, phil, so that's probably smart. ]

I should make certain you all use it, I suppose. After all, no need to let it go to waste.

[traitors]

Uninteresting and ignorant, it seems, or simply dull. What spectacular luck I have tonight.

[sonofcoul]

[Luckily he has nonreaction down to a science.]

Actually, we do pretty well in that arena even without your help.

[mustardplease]

Why does he make general observations to the wall?

[ Looking at Loki's mun. ]

[traitors]

Do tell. I've been gone for so long, after all, and I do love a good story.

[traitors]

No, no, girl, you've started this. Let's play. Or are you so quick to verbally flee? It's a weak tactic, but as thou wilt..

[mustardplease]

Why does he speak, then turn away, then speak once my attention turns? [ sigh ] What fools these mortals be...

[sonofcoul]

I don't think I of all people need to tell you that it's a dangerous job.

[traitors]

More and more dull, girl. Careful that I don't expire from boredom.

[ seriously. you came to him, honey. either entertain him or leave. ]

[mustardplease]

[ She claps her hands together. ] Expire.

[debts]

[ Misogyny and misanthropy all in one. Always a charmer, isn't he?

Dryly: ]

I'm sure it's a passing thought.