voice testing, and possibly apping to capeandcowl cries

[suckonthat]

So, you're sending me to a place where they drew a dick on the moon? Classy.

[ Talk about taking vandalism to a whole new level. ]

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[poresarehuge]

[Regina wrinkles her nose a little. Oh look who's here, her best friend in the whole world...]

A dick on the moon? Are you serious? That's where your mun's sending you? I didn't think dick was your thing, Janice. But don't feel too bad, I'm sure there are some women there who will catch your eye.

[onmyneck]

Sadly, you get used to it.

[buuurn]

[kill bill red alert theme.mp3]

[buuurn]

Sounds right up your alley, Janis. Except for, you know.

[haha you like girls]

surrounded by blond rachel mcadamses

[detriments]

Very romantic, don't you think.

[suckonthat]

God. There's two of you now? You're spreading. Always thought you and gonorrhea had something in common.

[suckonthat]

That, plus a bunch of guys in spandex flying around? Sounds pretty Freudian.

[suckonthat]

[ UGH. GO AWAY, REGINA. ]

Of course you're here. Looks like this place's two-faced ho-bag quota has been met.

living the dream tbh

[suckonthat]

[ HM YOU LOOK VAGUELY FAMILIAR... ]

Yeah, right. Romantic.

[glowsferatu]

I know, your culture's obsession with male anatomy is entirely regrettable!

[ because obviously trolls are so much better about it, looking at how commonly bulges seem to come up in some of her friends' language. ]

[onmyneck]

Just wait until you see the fan fiction.

[poresarehuge]

[Oh, she has a twin around here....she's not sure how she feels about that. There's only room for one perfect Regina George after all...so she's just going to stare at her twin in shock.]

Please tell me you're not another wannabe.

[poresarehuge]

[NEVER JANICE! You'll be stuck with Regina George for the rest of your life. Deal with it.]

Yes, of course I'm here. And it looks like as usual I'm way ahead of the trend compared to you. And insult throwing, Janice, really? What are you, five?

[Even though Regina has a ton of names running through her head right now that she's dying to call you.]

[buuurn]

[bitch no you didn't]

I don't know what that's supposed to be, but she is definitely not me.

[buuurn]

Is this supposed to be a joke? Because, believe me, whatever you're trying to do right now? [Scanning you from head to toe now, thank you.] Is pretty laughable.

she is pretty much a grown-up Regina...

[detriments]

Crude as it is, it does get to the point the way I'm sure most men would like to.

[aggressiveapathy]

You should see our ocean floor. Even discovery channel disowned it. And they have a show on Moonshine makers.

[coolcubed]

Yes. [ Oh wait. ]

Not about the moon. Even though technically speaking, you're not wrong about the fact that someone drew a penis on it. I just mean in a general meta sense. This game's got a varied range when it comes to casts, but we're pretty lacking in the classic, quotable, satirical yet heartfelt teen drama-comedy department. Not a Breakfast Club in sight.

[ Abed is excited about Mean Girls, the lifestyle. ]

[suckonthat]

Don't tell me. Someone drew a pair of jugs down there?

[suckonthat]

[ oh yes I did ]

I dunno. She's got the bitch factor down to an art.

[suckonthat]

It lacks creativity, yeah, but it's got its uses.

[suckonthat]

Yeah? [ Heh. ] That explains a lot, actually.

[suckonthat]

You sure it's not about the moon?

It's okay. You can tell me.

[suckonthat]

If that's some guy's idea of wooing someone, then the dick on the moon's not the only one that'll never get any action.

[coolcubed]

Oh, I'm sure. I try not to joke around when it comes to meta concerns. Things get pretty lost in translation when that happens.

[suckonthat]

Can't be insults when they're the truth.

[glowsferatu]

Dramatically overstated. I could do without.

[buuurn]

Well, at least she's not a lesbian.

[detriments]

Oh, come on. Don't tell me you're that naive.

[aggressiveapathy]

Nah. Tits'd make it the tourist spot of the year.