This idea sounded better in my head xD

[backagain]

You dragged me all the way out here for this?! A shithole filled with a bunch of prissy looking girly-boys!

[Ha. Haha. And that wasn't even the worst part.]

As if that wasn't enough, YOU WENT AND KEPT ME IN THIS BODY?! [It was inconceivable. He, the Lakeshore Strangler finally had a chance at being normal again.]

YOU USELESS BITCH!

[ooc; Word of warning that he is offensive. So please, please, please don't comment if you're at risk of being uncomfortable with him. @_@ ahaha slasher films]

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[reluctantlyeager]

They do that all the time. Get used to it.

[Some Slasher killers come in small packages.]

Look at the bright-side, at least your blood pressure will be kept at normal levels with all your unleashed fury.

[facexpalm]

. . .

[Well, that's something he hasn't seen, before.]

/terribly tosses all muses in placeholder tags

[headfons]

Uh...

[STARES.]

You're... [A doll.]

Wow I love you. xD Sadly I haven't indulged in that one in awhile

[backagain]

Cut the crap! [This is the most useless thing he's see in a long time.]

That's hardly what I'd call a bright side

[backagain]

[You're one of the those girly-looking prissy boys he was talking about.]

What are you staring at?

Heh

[backagain]

A doll? [No shit!] You're a little feminine too, but you'll do.

[keyprise]

Careful now. I hear that yelling at them will only provoke them to continue their behavior.

But what do I know? I'm one of those "prissy looking girly-boys" that you so aptly described.

I wish I had decent icons from Hellseeker era ;_;

[reluctantlyeager]

You used to be human? You're still alive, in a way.

[Shitty way, but she's very sure that some others got it worse. Like Uncle Frank or Trevor.]

[neverwavering]

I wouldn't call this a shithole, per se... There's not enough straitjackets being administered, for example. ♥

/headscratch. Maybe you can screencap and icon those?

[backagain]

In a fucking DOLL!

[It's not as alive as you think.]

[pupaphagy]

You don't like your body?

the quality is so bad, or I could do for cenobite Kirsty in the sequel official comics :(

[reluctantlyeager]

Yeah, so? You found a way around it once. Is your mun stopping you from repeating it?

[She also agrees that flesh is better than plastic.]

[backagain]

Lucky me!! I ain't going to those stupid playgrounds people here call games.

[He's kinda too crazy to app unless it was horror anyhow. And as for the girly-boy comment,]

You're lucky I don't cut your pretty face into something less disgusting.

[Seriously, he hated you fem boys.]

[keyprise]

No? But, that doesn't exclude you from the torment that goes on in memes and other such things.

[ Then, Vanitas will giggle. Oh, you're funny. ]

As if you could get anywhere near me, doll.

[ Did he just go there? He just went there. ]

I think you are brilliant!

[mightletyouknowme]

[There's no way that's a talking doll. No way. So, the person talking has to be around here.]

She shouldn't be called bitch by somebody with such bad taste in dolls. Why would you keep something that looks like that anyway?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[A creepy talking doll with a potty mouth.

That's new.]

Uh...

AHHHHHH WHY DID I NOT SEE THIS SOONER

[barclay]

Why won't you just stay dead?

[ He's not afraid of you anymore. He hasn't been for a while. And Tyler's not here, so you can't hurt him either.

But he'd really like to know how you got stitched up. ]

[facexpalm]

Whatever. [He pauses.] ...How is this even possible?

[Half gesturing to the talking doll's... body? He wants to know how he's alive.]

... Okay maybe 'both' would have been a better word

[headfons]

[Doesn't bother answering that, because he just got called girly... by a DOLL.]

What?! [More staring, then--] ... [Wait.]

...

Do for... what?

Netflix or Hulu didn't have it? Hmm. But that could work too.

[backagain]

That useless bitch did the complete opposite. [She made more Chucky accounts.]

[backagain]

You've never heard of a little voodoo before?

[It's quite simple.]

xD yes

[backagain]

Never mind, there's been a change of plans.

[He'd rather kill you anyway.]

[captainbadass]

Well. Kids toys certainly got a lot more interesting.

[backagain]

[Ha. Torment.] Talking to you assholes in some controlled environment where these muns get off barely qualifies for torment!

I've been told some of you have powers, some have quite a lot.

[So he's guessing you must be one of them. Just look it how you're dressed.]

[backagain]

This is a fucking website, not some looney bin. At least then things would be more fun.

[neverwavering]

I wouldn't normally agree with such an uncouth individual like yourself, but I'll make an exception just this once.

[idkworldruler]

Great, amazing, wonderful, I stepped into a B-rated horror movie.

[backagain]

[Cute.]

Does it fucking sound like it?!

[keyprise]

Oh, yeah? What's your definition of torment?

[ Vanitas smirks, looking like he's impressed. ]

What's in it for me?

Oh my!! A fan of the series?! :D

[backagain]

What would you call her? [Women have always been a pain in his ass, and it's still true to this day.] Apparently it makes her happy.

[Under normal circumstances he wouldn't really care.]

[backagain]

They just keep comin'!

Who knew I'd be so popular here?

[It's amusing.]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

...Why are you alive?

Aren't dolls usually, you know dolls?

[pupaphagy]

"Does it fucking sound like it?"

[ Don't mind her habit of repeating people verbatim. Granted, she's never seen a male living doll, but it will do. ]

I've wanted a body of my own, so that I can be with my dearest sisters. If you don't want it... I will take it.

Wow I think I love you. xD I was not expecting this!!

[backagain]

Andy! [Andy, Andy.] Don't you know?

I come back! I always come back!

[He doesn't particularly need you or Tyler anymore, but you are still his first choice.]

[backagain]

[Finally, someone who doesn't look like a fucking girl.]

Interesting is one way to put it.

I have the movie but 99% of scenes with kirsty have like that blue screen dark filtering

[reluctantlyeager]

Is this your first time dealing with them? Ok, look here's my advice from horror movie character to another: Just suck it up and she'll go away when she's bored of you. You start to seriously worry when she begins putting you in memes or worse, writing applications for a game.

[wince. worse than Leviathan's Labyrinth. really]

I was in one of those once. It was a pain in the ass.

Haha, neither was I! I saw your post and fangasmed so hard, you have no idea. <3

[barclay]

[ Someone's really wishing his mun brought him here a little older so he could perforate your plastic ass early. ]

It doesn't matter now, you can't hurt anyone. Not here.

[captainbadass]

Also the polite way.

[no_love_potions]

[Oh, wow, is this really happening? Tell him this is really happening.]

Wait, wait, don't tell me, let me guess.

The Cabbage Patch Slasher?

A huge one! Love all those old horror movies!

[mightletyouknowme]

[Sena would just insist they were a pain because he was so bad with them.]

How am I suppose to know? It's not like I know her. I just know that you should have gotten rid of that thing.

[headfons]

... Uh.

Okay?

[Looks confused.]

[facexpalm]

['Voodoo'? That's a weird word. He frowns at it.]

No.

[Does he really even want to know?]