Guess who's back, back again? And possibly going to themainframe

[crashdebomber]

Oh no. Oh fucking hell no!

I don't care that you've brought me back, put me back if it means you're going to make me human!

And NO saying that I'll get to have hands for real isn't making me want to go either!

Comments

[onlybuildsawesome]

Crash Man, stop dilly dallying and get over here. I need you to do some heavy for me.

[crashdebomber]

[Siiiiigh] ... What do you need Doc?

Whoa I was just watching Crash let's do it. o_O

[tilling_elegantly]

You don't have hands?

heheheheh, timing I has it I guess.

[crashdebomber]

[Hold up them big ass drills he has instead of hands]

Well in most places these things don't actually count as hands.

Wow This takes me back man xD

[tilling_elegantly]

That's pretty cool actually...

[crashdebomber]

I guess?

I can't do anything useful with 'em... Well useful that isn't wrecking shit.

[tilling_elegantly]

Weren't you born with it? Surely you've managed to adapt.

I've never seen anything like you before though....

[crashdebomber]

I was built like this, yeah, why the hell would you think I was born? That's a gross human thing.

... And you ain't ever seen a robot before?

[tilling_elegantly]

You have a mind of your own don't you? So in a way you were born.

I can't say I have, I've seen monsters and talking dolls before.

[crashdebomber]

Nooooooooooot really, it's all programming.

You're weird, and stupid.

[tilling_elegantly]

[Whoa there bro. Feelings can get hurt.]

How does seeing monsters and a talking doll make me stupid?

[crashdebomber]

[Crash is a big mean villain, he cares not for feelings! Except his own.]

You've never seen a robot, that's what makes you stupid.

[tilling_elegantly]

[It's okay. Villains are over rated.]

Then I guess you're stupid for never seeing a Wooly before~

[crashdebomber]

... That's just a silly name for a sheep, and I've seen a sheep before.

[Well okay, a sheep robot but it's the same thing.]

[tilling_elegantly]

A sheep? No Woolies are monsters!

[crashdebomber]

Still sounds like a sheep to me.

[tilling_elegantly]

They're not! Anyways, I met a robot so I'm not stupid anymore right?

[crashdebomber]

Nope, you're still dumb.

That okay just made everything okay.

[tilling_elegantly]

Wha- But why am I still stupid?

[crashdebomber]

Cause you're human.

Wow, that was a fail. I meant "That icon just made everything okay"

[tilling_elegantly]

Then you're stupid for being a robot.

[crashdebomber]

Nope, robots are the superior being.

[tilling_elegantly]

That's only a matter of opinion!

[crashdebomber]

Nope it is the truth. Proven by science.

[tilling_elegantly]

There are no 'superior beings'. There are plenty of things you can't do that I can.

[crashdebomber]

Other than having hands... I can't think of anything you can do that I can't.

[tilling_elegantly]

Well then, I can do plenty of things with my hands! So you're not a superior being after all!

[crashdebomber]

Nuh-uh, I know one thing I can do with my drills that you can't do with your hands.

[tilling_elegantly]

But you have flaws too. It's okay to have them.

[crashdebomber]

Nope, I'm perfect.

[tilling_elegantly]

If you're perfect then give me a thumbs up.

[crashdebomber]

...

[Crash Bombers, Crash Bombers everywhere.]

[tilling_elegantly]

It's not that bad!