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[criminalgenius]

If all you're going to do is flip-floop over whether or not you can write me, I want a new mundane.

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[skeletalgrin]

[Oooh, an alien! Fascinating!]

I was just talking to someone here who was demanding a new mundane. I'm afraid I must tell you what I told him: I don't think it works that way.

[criminalgenius]

But I want a new one.

[skeletalgrin]

Now now, I'm sure your mundane is trying their best. You two just need to work together. It's a joint effort!

[criminalgenius]

But I don't do partnerships.

[skeletalgrin]

[All these buts...]

Hmm. Now that's a problem. Why is that?

[criminalgenius]

[Yeah, he's a pinnacle of maturity and flexibility.]

Why, because no one is worth partnering up with unless they're on par with my intellect... And no one is.