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[drank]

Uh— hey? No. Seriously, don't ask me about this crap. Just because I'm your "fandom flagship"— [ and, yes, that comes complete with airquotes ] —or whatever doesn't mean that I want to weigh in, or that you, y'know, in the immortal words of the Beatles, get to turn to me in times of trouble. Especially not when it comes to that Star Wars meets Saturday morning breakfast cartoons part of the whole dealio. I mean, you don't even like having me around, so what are you gonna go and invite the party for? Besides, I take up plenty of room on my own. Or rather, me, and the — what is it now, like, three? four? — other guys you keep up here. Party numbers already.

—See? Do a little serious thinking, get it all out of your head.

[ He holds up a warning finger. ] Not even the old one, the one with the crags. Don't even think about it.