Thinking about sending him to afterliving

[bestwishes]

... So, you're thinking of sending me to a game again, huh? And this time you're thinking of maybe going with the Japanese terminology?

I suppose it has been a while. I mean, XY is out now and stuff... I guess you're struggling with a new journal name for a new account. I mean "bestwishes" was simple enough, but is there really anything specific to the new show you can work with?

As for the game, what kinda place is it?

... I gotta die to get in!? I-I don't think I like the sound of that!

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[newtwo]

Ash...

We meet again.

You have to die?

[bestwishes]

Mewtwo...!

Uh, yeah. Apparently the game is set in the afterlife, so only dead people get to go there. And dying generally isn't fun. Although there was that one time with Haunter...

[newtwo]

It does sound unpleasant.

I am curious to know about this hunter incident.

[bestwishes]

Ah, it was years ago, back when I was still a beginner. I was in Lavender Town trying to catch a Ghost Pokémon to use against Sabrina at the Saffron Gym and had a little run in with a falling chandelier.

[newtwo]

I sounds as though it was an interesting event.

[bestwishes]

Yeah, it was. I came out okay in the end and Haunter came back to Saffron City with me for my Gym Battle. If the experience taught me anything, it's that being dead beats living in a toy box.

[honestopinion]

XY? You mean like Pokemon?! Like Pokemon, POKEMON! I-I... I love pokemon...

*wheezes* a l o t.

[Here is his friend code and name and just about everything you'd need to know to be his best friend.]

[bestwishes]

Uh, yeah. Like Pokémon.

[Friend code? What it this even?]

[snowpointvictor]

Ash, you don't have to let your mun send you there. Make a fuss, complain, just to get your point across.

... What have you been up to?

[bestwishes]

Muns aren't exactly the easiest people to persuade 'bout these things though. I can't even send him blasting off!

Anyway, I was in the Unova region until just recently, now I'm planning to challenge the Kalos League!

[snowpointvictor]

I know. My mun has been keeping me in a couple games: a magic castle called Paradisa, and some weird pony place called Equestria.

Glad to hear you're getting stronger.

[bestwishes]

It's been a while since I was last in a game, not since Mayfield at least. A magic castle and a pony place, huh? Sounds interesting.

[snowpointvictor]

Mun tells me there's a few poeple from that Mayfield place.

I guess, but I just wished there was someone I knew at those places.

[bestwishes]

While leaving your friends behind can be sad. You should try thinking of it less as your old friends being gone and more as an opportunity to meet new ones!

[springcleaning]

Don't come, we don't need another fuckin' annoying brat running his mouth around when there's shit that needs doin'.

[bestwishes]

Hey! Whaddaya mean by "annoying brat"!?

[springcleaning]

That's what you are, and I don't need some other little kid not doin' nothing for nobody.

[bestwishes]

I'll have you know that I'm a fully qualified Pokémon Trainer who's made it into at least the top 8 of several Pokémon League championships!

[springcleaning]

I don't know what any of that shit is, so I don't care.

You sound like an annoying brat to me.

[bestwishes]

You don't know about Pokémon Training?

[B-but, everyone knows about Pokémon!]

[springcleaning]

I know about 3DMG training.... and cake training, I guess. That's a thing.

What the fuck's "pokemon"?

[bestwishes]

I'll show you, hey Pikachu!

Pikachu!

[Oh, hi. It's a little yellow thing.]

[springcleaning]

[HIS EYES NARROW A LOT AND HE STARES THE KAWAII DOWN IN THE FACE.]

[Pikachu can you feel the God Tier Levels of Not Giving a Shit.]

That some kinda' rat?

[bestwishes]

He's a Pikachu, the Electric Mouse Pokémon.

[springcleaning]

So he's a rat.

I've seen rats in Maria bigger than him though, to be fuckin' honest. Not very impressive. Those fuckers are mean too.

[Levi where did you grow up.............]