In celebration of DD's release tomorrow....

[agreatandnoblethief]

1....2....3....4....

10....23.....45....91....

...123.....160.....500.....999.....1256....3234....

[And then she pauses for a second and gives a melodramatic gasp.]

Gosh, munny! Mr. Edgeworth has 5000 wrinkles by the time he's 34! Who would have thought it?!

[Worst. Assistant. Ever.]

Comments

[the_tv_is_a_lie]

You actually counted?

[paycut]

You don't get that many wrinkles by 34, pal.

[...]

Unless Mr. Edgeworth just has really bad skin...

[agreatandnoblethief]

Yeah, it's amazing that his wrinkle count is that high, right?

[Actually, she didn't. She's just pretending to count for shits and giggles.]

[agreatandnoblethief]

Yeah but his furrowed brow and stern glares must have magically increased their number, Gummy!

[the_tv_is_a_lie]

How did he even get that many? Wait, better question...how has he not exploded from stress?

[Because that sort of exaggeration is more or less a giant 'this guy is stressed the hell out' sign.]

[agreatandnoblethief]

I dunno....maybe he glared at so many witnesses and suspects that his wrinkle count soared up.

[the_tv_is_a_lie]

Shouldn't he take a vacation then?

[thedivineroar]

...We're finally getting a game after several years of nothing and that's what you're concerned about? Mr. Edgeworth's wrinkles?

[asksfortruth]

I-I thought you were counting down the seconds to release, not...

(Urk... I hope she doesn't count mine...)

[turnedaboutace]

Ouch. Old age just isn't kind to some people.

[agreatandnoblethief]

Teehee! He probably should. And frown less too.

[agreatandnoblethief]

Mr. Edgeworth's wrinkles are very important! [Okay not really.] They tell you how many angry faces he's given people as Chief Prosecutor!

[paycut]

He does glare a lot. But I don't think it's magical. More... hormonal.

[agreatandnoblethief]

[Don't give her ideas, Phoenix!]

Mmmmm.....I could but my mun's doing that instead!

[agreatandnoblethief]

[Fellow troll LET'S BE FRAUNDS!] Not for guys with huge "Nghooooooh!" faces, at least!

[agreatandnoblethief]

Hormonal, huh? You mean every time his "Nghoooooh" face happens?

[truthsnomiracle]

OBJECTION!

[Present -> Edgeworth AA5 Article]

I find it hard to believe, given the design of my future self and the statement that their ultimate decision was a "gorgeous" look, that I'll have earned any appreciable wrinkles whatsoever!

[asksfortruth]

(Don't give my mun ideas!)

Sounds like it's noisy over there... but I can't say I'm not pretty excited myself.

... about the release, not Edgeworth's wrinkles.

[paycut]

Yeah! I didn't know people could make that noise until I met Mr. Edgeworth.

[wright_idea]

Geez, Edgeworth must love you.

[blackhorse]

Is your friend alright? I've never met anyone with that many wrinkles at such a young age.

[agreatandnoblethief]

Awwww Mr. Edgeworth, have you looked closely at the picture? No wonder you started wearing glasses!

[truthsnomiracle]

I have, and I see only the crease that has always been there.

[magicpanchira]

Boy, he sounds like he's got more wrinkles than Polly!

[ Yeah, not daddy. Polly. Go figure. ]

[agreatandnoblethief]

Teeheeheehee! I'm sure he'll get over it, Mr. Wright. [Especially as she knows he wouldn't have that many wrinkles.]