On getting back on the rp horse

[brokenblade]

I was hoping that I could finally get some peace and quiet around here, but now that you are dragging me out I can see that is not possible.

You are just as bad as that damn novice. Leave me be, I have work to do- important work. Unlike some.

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an angry dai congrats

[brokenblade]

[HE WOULDN'T BELIEVE YOU ANYWAYS.]

Oh, thank you for the approval. I shall continue to do so then.

[brokenblade]

[Just gonna stare at you for a moment.]

You are part of the Brotherhood?

[Well the robes do look....similar...but too many buttons.]

[brokenblade]

Ah, I take it you are not married to him as of yet then.

I can see how that would be strange.

it's everything i ever wanted

[agestocome]

[ Looks at his life, looks at his choices.

...

Okay, fair enough. Carry on. ]

[givetheslip]

I never expected to marry anyone again. Altaïr makes a fine traveling companion, but I had not considered him as a husband.

[brokenblade]

Yes he can be-

[Wait.....








WHAT]

What did you say?

[brokenblade]

[Damn right, novice.

BUT HE HAS A THING TO PICK WITH YOU NOW THAT THE LADY UP THERE SAID IT.]

When did you get married?

[givetheslip]

[Raising an eyebrow]

That I had never imagined Altaïr to be more than a friend and ally.

[lifescratched]

Yes. I am based in a land yet unknown to your people.

[Simple explanations for now. He had to explain all of that to Altaïr once already; going through another history lesson could take a while.]

[brokenblade]

I have had the displeasure of knowing that damn novice my entire life and he is neither of those things.

Who are you?

laughing really hard at the below thread

[givetheslip]

[Okay, buddy, way to be huffy.]

Maria Thorpe. Formerly of the Knights Templar.

glad im not the only one

[brokenblade]

A what?

[A TEMPLAR???? HE MARRIED. A. TEMPLAR.

Oh that novice is dead.]

this post is just so beautiful

[givetheslip]

Please don't forget the "formerly," I know your ears work. I've long since left their service.

i'd like to thank malik for being a grumpy ass

[brokenblade]

That doesn't excuse you from being a part of them.

[God, what was that novice thinking-OH RIGHT HE WASN'T.]

How did you meet him?

[agestocome]

[ where did THAT come from-- oh. AWKWARD no-one in this post has the right canonpoint for this conversation. ]

I hear it was to happen within the year, although now I cannot say.

[brokenblade]

[Perfect.]

You hear? You don't even know!?

Damn you, novice! And it was to a Templar?

[DO YOU THINK AT ALL? DO YOU?]

it's his best quality

[givetheslip]

Excuse you, I had my reasons.

[And she might not feel like explaining them to Mr. Grumpydick.]

I met him when he came to kill Robert de Sable and found me in his place.

[nbd nbd]

crying

[agestocome]

Formerly a Templar. [ he probably says it in her exact tone of voice too, let's be honest. ] I do know, else I would not claim such a thing.

[brokenblade]

You were a decoy.

[Great.]

And he didn't kill you.

[WOW THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER.]

laughing

[brokenblade]

It does not matter! You do not think! What is stopping her from betraying us as she did Robert de Sable?

She could endanger the Brotherhood!

[brokenblade]

Interesting.

[Weird, but interesting.]

From what year do you hail?

malik rn: http://tinyurl.com/pvyo4js

[givetheslip]

We knew he would come. The Assassins are very good at what they do, but they are not the only ones.

[Okay, so there's a tiny tiny bit of Templar pride left.]

I was not his target; he chose to be merciful, whereas I would have happily put a knife in his back at the time.

[True Romance^TM]

bhvjreh its so true

[brokenblade]

He is the only one who would have been merciful.

[AND HE AIN'T GETTING MERCY FROM MALIK RAGE!!!]

[agestocome]

The Templars cast her out. What harm do you imagine she could do? [ he almost sounds genuinely curious ]

[lifescratched]

1781, by the Christian calendar.