homeless and a voicetest

[alphaandomegatron]

Let's see here. Ah, yes.

Dear Mun~

While your capacity to handle brilliant minds such as my own appears limited, I would still like to applaud you on your choice to grant me a bit of headspace. Fortunately, I am quite used to working with simple-minded lackeys, and I trust you won't complain if I take a leadership role here, as it were.

First of all, finding a game is in order. Conquering is a beloved pastime of mine and a far better use of my person than collecting dust inside your squishy primate brain. That said, I will need an application completed as soon as possible. Surely you can handle that much?

Comments

[treacherous_widow]

What slope headed idiot would be dumb enough to let you into their malfunctioning brain.

[ravage]

Perhaps you will prove to be more successful this time around, yes?

[heytheresugarbot]

[Did someone order a simple-minded lackey?]

Them games are purdy darn interestin' boss! I know cos' my mun put me in a couple before. Bet y'all be causing a lot of trouble wherever yer go!

[Oh how this freak of nature wished he could follow.]

[spottyjudgement]

Well, I guess I should've expected you to crop up at some point or another, given the nature of this place.

[herodecoded]

A pastime you ultimately fail, Megatron.

[He draws out the name with special venom.]

[alphaandomegatron]

Blackarachnia- as sharp-tongued as ever, I see. And I would think that a dedicated Predacon such as myself would be a safer bet than a treacherous, side-changing spider.

But you know better than I what it's like to have one of those in your head, don't you?

[alphaandomegatron]

Without my usual three-ringed circus of traitors and buffoons?

Absolutely.

[alphaandomegatron]

Have you? Very good.

[Always better to test something potentially dangerous by throwing an expendable minion at it.]

Any recommendations? [Which he will take with a grain of salt because this is Quickstrike.]

[alphaandomegatron]

And given the nature of felines, I am not at all surprised to see you poking your nose into places it does not belong.

[alphaandomegatron]

It was only that one time. I imagine it will be an easier task this time around without so many faithless traitors throwing wrenches into my plans.

[herodecoded]

Traitor attracts traitor alike.

[alphaandomegatron]

I you implying that I was anything but dedicated to the Predacon cause?

[heytheresugarbot]

Well I was at that place that my mun put me fer a while.

[re_alignment actually.]

Did lotta stuff there bossbot! I even killed one of them bigger bots! Cut open his throat and poisoned him and everything!

[Baby's first kill. Are you proud of him bossbot? Are you?]

I think Sugarbot is still there.

[treacherous_widow]

Go slag yourself. You tried to kill me! What self respecting spider wouldn't change sides after that? For someone who wants victory over the Maximals, you're horrible at doing it.

Don't know what you're talking about. Mine's pretty intelligent, she did choose me after all.

[alphaandomegatron]

Oh, you are such a little scamp~ How much bigger, pray tell?

[Sugar what? Why do all his subordinates have to have strange vocal tics? It's not like he has any, no.]

A name, please.

[heytheresugarbot]

Waay bigger than me! Badgeface asked me to kill him and I said yes.

Didn't get away scot free though, them policebots got me captured pretty darn quick.

[Despite being jailed, Quickstrike is still quite pleased with his accomplishment.]

Sugarbot! You know Sugarbot boss. Er, Blackarachnia? Only the loveliest lady this side of anywhere.

[herodecoded]

You have no dedication other than to your on cause.

[alphaandomegatron]

Oh, don't take it personally. You weren't the only one I tried to kill, after all.

And as I recall, I nearly won the beast wars several times. Despite having to deal with the likes of you and your spider kin.

I was referring to the time you spent with Tarantulas inside your head.

[treacherous_widow]

Nearly isn't winning grape face.

...You had to bring up that web head ground crawler, didn't you. It's an experience I never want to repeat and for your information, I didn't have a choice in the matter.

Your malfunctioning ape did and they still let you in.

[alphaandomegatron]

You /have/ done well then. Too bad you weren't able to preform as adequately under my command. Why is that, I wonder?

Ah, her. No doubt she will attempt to foil any scheme I undertake at this new game. I'd be nostalgic if I wasn't so irritated.

[alphaandomegatron]

True, I intended to fulfill my ultimate purpose as ruler of the Cybertronian race, but you will remember that my plan was to gain our faction the upper hand as well.

Personal and public gain, you see.

[herodecoded]

It may have been at one time, but you seek only what you gain for yourself!

[heytheresugarbot]

Ter be fair, the creepy one-eyed bot did upgrade me a few mites. Probably wouldn't have been able to kill the goggleface without his help.

[Quickstrike's tendency to call bots by nicknames is starting to become tiring. He's referring to a pair of bots called Shockwave and Rung.]

She's part of the government, so I betcha she will.