[The REAL Vlad Tepes Dracula is getting sick and tried of all the bullshit that you, Bram Stoker and all these other alternative universe counterparts of his have put his name through.]

God as my witness and yes, I never turned my back on him. You are not Vlad Dracula, Voivode of Wallachia, son of Vlad Dracul of the Order of the Dragon, of the House of Drăculești. I deny it with all my heart and soul.