( reserved at paradisa what have i done )

[littlebityeah]

Well hey, sleepyhead, how nice of you to join us! I've just been here hanging out with the impaired decision you happened to make at, as the American kids used to say when I was little, balls a.m. Oh, you're remembering now, are you? No, that was so not a dream. It was so actually a thing you did, and I-I mean, honestly, I really don't know how to feel about it.

Actually, no, I do. I love learning! Love getting to meet people from crazy universes - except, y'know, when they're trying to destroy the planet - and man, do I love the thought of room service I don't have to pay for. Know what I opposite of love? Getting a creepy entity in my brain, eating things I care about! I mean -- I mean, you can't take the kaiju, that--that's my entire life! And not my ink, or--or my family, or -- even Hermann, dude, that's messed up! You--you can't feasibly remove any part of me and have me still be me, that's just -- psych 101, come on!

Wh--where--where are you going? Hey -- hey, I'm talking here!

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[sixtyfour]

"Despise" is the word I think you're lookin' for; "loathe." Opposite of love. [ Honestly. ]

She's takin' the kaiju? That's a pretty big step backward. [ newt do you even have any other hobbies ]

[littlebityeah]

What -- no, I know, I --

No! [ Wow, that was a little loud. ] No, the kaiju are staying exactly where they are, my friend. I'm making an--an executive decision. Next on the endangered list are my tattoos, which--which-- no.

[sixtyfour]

Input's nice and all, but ultimately she's gonna do whatever the hell she wants, right? So you've got the kaiju, you've got the tattoos; you got anything else good?

[littlebityeah]

I-I don't know, my entire life? I can't just -- sign off on something important to me like it's no big deal!

[sixtyfour]

Which is probably why she's going to decide instead of you. It's too close to you. So just humor me. Kaiju or tattoos?

[littlebityeah]

[ He's practically holding his breath to avoid answering. ] ... I pick Hermann. -- No, I take that back. I pick something else. My first date. My band! The--the kaiju drift. The first one. Oh God, can a connection like that stretch through universes? -- I don't know! Maybe I want it to be a surprise -- The--the loss, I mean. Like a surprise band-aid getting ripped off. Then I'll have no freakin' idea!

[oldmanstriker]

Oh, great. More incentive for my mun to bung me in that bloody castle.

[littlebityeah]

Hey--hey, I claim no responsibility for this. This is not something I asked for.

[oldmanstriker]

You're talking about it. If you had kept your trap shut... [As Herc's probably told you to do many times.] ...I probably would've got a bit more peace until you get in and my mundane shoves his hologram at you.

[littlebityeah]

Oh, I'm so sorry, I forgot the universe revolves around -- what do you mean, hologram?

[oldmanstriker]

[Look of death, Newt. Look of death.]

Yeah. He's got a holographic doctor in game at the moment.

[littlebityeah]

[ What? What?? DISTRACTION! ]

Oh. Oh, like -- the holographic Doctor. Holy crap, dude!

[oldmanstriker]

That's a good thing?

[littlebityeah]

Is it a bad thing? ... Alright, okay, I can see how it's not a great thing. Still, artificial intelligence, holy crap!