thinking about trying for the box (box_network)

[fangool]

Tick tock. Y'know that sound real good, babydoll, you sure you even wanna try this? Y'know you gotta work up the might t'even ask if I'm even allowed.

Sure would be fan-fuckin'-tastic to see the little sparkplug, though.

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[magnets]

Just cut the foreplay and ask, yo. Fully endorsed.

[fangool]

Ay, so that means we can skip right to the blowjobs then, right?

[magnets]

[ gross ]

You're gonna keep that in your pants, right?

[fangool]

Yes, buttercup, don't you fret. M'gonna keep hittin' on you until it stops bein' funny, though.

Which is gonna be never.

[magnets]

[ wow double gross ]

You can, uh, you can stick your dick in whatever you want, compadre, but the relationship's over before it even started.

[fangool]

[ GAG ] Don't flatter yourself, wavehead.

[magnets]

Wavehead, is that even a real insult? You were the one tryin' to work me, man, just back off.

[fangool]

Ay now, listen, rubberburner, if you got some latent issues you wanna work out, that's fine, but it ain't my fault you got some serious wobble in your masculine confidence.

[magnets]

Wow. Okay, let's start from scratch, cuz I heard better trash-slingin' outta eight-year-olds. Rubberburner. Like, sorry I drive?

[fangool]

Drive too fast, way too fast for your pretty little head t'keep up.

[magnets]

Just -- Lay off the homo button for a little bit, woudlja?

[fangool]

[ Eyeroll. ] If yer so damn offended. This weren't even about you.

[magnets]

No, it's just about you totally submitting yourself to Psychoville, USA without even fightin' it. What's up with that?

[ just for some sparkplugs smh ]

[fangool]

Seein' as I'm ghosted I think Psychoville ain't so bad.

[magnets]

Yeah? You're a ghost? Just gonna, what, fly through some walls?

[fangool]

Yeah, and maybe possess you, ooh, spooky! [ waggles fingers at ]

[magnets]

That's only the mean ghosts, not the gay ones.

[gleans]

Jesus, haven't you been fuckin' tortured enough?

[fangool]

Says you. You ever met a gay ghost? Also what'sit with you bringing up the gay, wavehead, I try and steer the speech to the middle of the road and you swerve right back to the outskirts.

[fangool]

Nah. Figure however long of a break I got is good enough. I need action, songbird. Dakara, odorou!

[gleans]

[ PFT. Nerd. He's trying to worry. ] I guess it's technically been like, a year and a half for you, huh? Still looks pretty heavy.

[fangool]

[ Grin! He knows. ] Yeah, 'bout that much. I don't get out s'much as your other boyo. [ Shrug. ] I can handle heavy, y'know I can.

[gleans]

For a while, yeah. [ He remembers Abax, Ghoul. He remembers. ] Look, if you do get over there, just take care of yourself, alright? ... And Pinkman, too, I guess.

[fangool]

[ He has no idea what you're talking about, he was TOTALLY FINE at Abax B| ] ... Yeah. Yeah, I can do that.

Not for Pinkman, though, gross. M'gonna feed him to the alligators first chance I get.

[gleans]

Yeah, sure you are. He's like understudy Party Poison, dude. No wonder you love harassing him.