On possibly being sent to Asgard and voice testing

[realmofmen]

You know, signora, when I spoke of what's outside the kingdom of God with the assassino, it wasn meant as an invitation to do this. I've better things to do than see proof of this 'real realm of men' that you wish to send me to. Besides, you're sending that other man there too, what do you need to send me there for when you've already got him?

And what is this about Leonardo not remembering me? How could he forget me? [Slightly pouty and more than a little offended.] Well, I suppose as long as he's unharmed it is better than nothing.

Fine, then. If you insist on it I'll play your little game and I bet I'll win it, too. Either way, I'm sure it will be more exciting than sitting around inside your head all day.

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/SLAMS INTO THIS POST

[inventing]

I have forgotten you? [well, obviously, since he doesn't remember, but he looks appropriately abashed.]

[lovesgod]

You really can't win, you know. Not with them.

/SLAMS YOU WITH LOVE

[realmofmen]

Perhaps 'forgotten' is the wrong word to use. According to her we have not even met yet. [Someone is a tad bitter about this.]

[realmofmen]

There's always a way to win. You just have to find it.

[lovesgod]

You're a puppet. You win by being boring. Fighting isn't boring.

[realmofmen]

I am not a puppet. Nobody controls me except for me. If I don't want to do something there is nothing she can do about it.

[lovesgod]

Maybe that's just what she wants you to think.

[inventing]

Oh-- si, I have heard that is common. Well-- if we have met once already, then perhaps we can simply meet again!

[realmofmen]

Trust me, messere, if she were in control of my thoughts I am certain I would not think half the things I do.

[lovesgod]

Nope, wrong.

[realmofmen]

I intend to make sure that we do. You did promise to teach me how to read, after all. How can you do that if we never meet?

[inventing]

Of course I will, then! It would be a terrible pity to be unable to read, particularly if you are somewhere with an ample supply of books.

[realmofmen]

And just how is it that you have come to be such an expert on this?

[realmofmen]

The amount of books does not matter. It is not as though I intend to spend all of my time reading.

[lovesgod]

Honestly?

I'm Lucifer. also known as the Morning Star. Manipulating you brutal apes is somewhat of a talent.

[realmofmen]

Then I have no reason to believe anything you say to me. Especially not when you give a name like that.

[lovesgod]

No. I guess that's for the best, isn't it? No one ever believe's the devil's warnings.

[realmofmen]

I do not see any reason to believe the warnings of someone who claims to have a taken for manipulation. Besides, how do I even know that you are even telling the truth about who you are? I could easily make the same claim.

[lovesgod]

Sure you could. As a matter of fact, why don't you? Tell everyone you know you're the devil. I"m sure that'll go fantastic.