Muse saw picture and is terrified.

[cheagleswag]

[Mieu sees the picture in question and is screaming.]

PLEASE MUN! DON'T LET THEM DO THAT TO ME! I'LL BE A GOOD CHEAGLE I PROMISE!!

[Maybe it's between being terrified and upset but now Mieu is starting to cry. Whoops?]

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[muttonman]

[ Ah, never let it be said that this fellow misses an opportunity for publicity and the sale of fresh meats. ]


CHEAGLE. FRESH CHEAGLE.

[cheagleswag]

GO AWAY! MIEU ISN'T FOR EATING!

[yourfononsarewhack]

My, my...

[He's just going to... quietly write down the recipe.]

[rappigdinner]

Are you sure? You did burn down that forest that one time...

[cheagleswag]

[Cheagle is now crying. Thanks Jade.]

[cheagleswag]

[OH SCREW THIS.]

[muttonman]

[ Nope, sorry. The Mutton Man is not an NPC you can talk to. He'll just....

ignore Mieu. ]


CHEAGLE. FRESH CHEAGLE.

[gentlemieu]

[ Worry not fair princeess!

This terrifying cousin of yours will stand guard to devour any humans who dare attempt to turn you into a sandwich! ]


... hello there!

[yourfononsarewhack]

Are you going somewhere, Mieu? You know, there's really no sacrifice more noble than that of acting as one's rations.

[cheagleswag]

[So can Mieu. :P]

[cheagleswag]

Wow, you're a big cheagle!

[rappigdinner]

[ Oh dear. He feels really bad now.

... not. ]

Oh cheer up. After all, with how long you've been wearing the Sorcerer's Ring, I'm sure you are entirely too contaminated with excess fonons to be any good as foodstock.

[hedgewitch]

[ HEY THE LOT OF YOU!

Stop trying to make this little creature...thing...piss its proverbial pants. ]

Aw, calm down, sweetie. It's okay. No one's going to make you into a sandwich.

[cheagleswag]

Away!

[And he goes running off.]

[cheagleswag]

[Mieu stops sniffing and looks up to the nice lady.]

They...won't?

[cosmicbabysitter]

Hm, food... You know, this reminds me, I haven't eaten in a long time... Though I'm afraid you seem a bit too small for my tastes.

[...BUT YOU'RE HUMAN-SIZED, MANTOROK.]

[hedgewitch]

[ Aww. It's so cute. She crouches down so that the little guy doesn't have to crane its neck to look up so high. ]

No. They're just being mean because they think it's funny.

WHOOPS Wrong account there

[gentlemieu]

[ It ... does a cartwheel!

Its vocabulary is limited... ]

[yourfononsarewhack]

Don't go too far, now. You know that, as interesting an experiment as it may be, the rest of our friends won't let it come to that.

[cheagleswag]

I'm not food!

[He will breathe fire if they don't stop it!]

[cheagleswag]

[Cheagle glare!]

That's not very nice!

[cheagleswag]

[...Mieu is now confused. Good job.]

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[rappigdinner]

[ Perfect! Now he's dazed enough to be caught and killed noiselessly... ]

[cosmicbabysitter]

Don't worry, you're something much too small for something of my actual size.

[Patting the thing on the head! And, oops, he maaaay be letting a mental image of what he really looks like slip in there.]

I'd need something far bigger.

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[rappigdinner]

[ Except that Jade doesn't particularly care for explaining things if he doesn't have to, and it would be such a bother to explain to the rest of the party what happened to their erstwhile flamethrowing companion... Besides, Mieu has come in handy from time to time. Far be it from Jade to throw away a useful tool before it has reached the end of its usable life. ]

You might poison whomever tried to eat you.