Mun revival!! ....maybe.

[golden_penitence]

Glad to see you picked me just so you could break more hearts, I'm flattered. Really. I'm sure Tiro and Jade would be pleased to see me going places. Me? Not so much.

But if you're really going ahead with this, you should probably first figure out my canon point, so you don't mix it up when it actually matters. Because, you know, murdering your best friend changes a person a lot.

Let's go with about a year or so after I killed Tiro, yeah? Or are you going to be kind enough to place me before Jade's death? I would really love to be able to forget everything that happened after that...

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[zeitnot]

Is it really called 'forgetting' if this version of your metaphysical self remembers it...

[golden_penitence]

Close enough, isn't it? And the metaphysical versions of us are all still alive, so long as the mun remembers them. Tiro and Jade are still alive for me right now, so I'm good.

But if she sends me off somewhere, she's going to have to choose a canon point for me, right? That's how this works, isn't it?

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[zeitnot]

Oh... wow. I was gonna go all SJW on you about how remembering things is responsibility and all that shit, buuuuuut...

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[zeitnot]

Too lazy; can't be bothered.

Yeap, that's how it works. She gets to gank memories out of your head, and you get to have a shitload of fun getting tortured in a jamjar.

To be honest, I wouldn't think too much about it. Once you get shoved in that jamjar, you'll have plenty -- and I mean plenty -- of time to gratuitously angst about it.

[golden_penitence]

I've had more than enough time to angst about the situation. I'd rather not be stuffed into a jamjar - whatever it is - while I'm at it.

By the way, it was your mun that suggested Haven to mine, wasn't it? Tell her that she has all of my gratitude. All of it.

[This is the face of someone who is totally grateful that he has a high chance of being sent into a horror game and forced to endure all sorts of weird shit while angsting about his friend and love's death.]

[zeitnot]

Aaaaand I quote "They make human jam in jamjars :)".










If you need a reason to never talk to my mun again, this would be it.

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[golden_penitence]

...

[golden_penitence]

[He sighs.]

Just came back from a quick meeting with my mun. She said no, I can't never talk to your mun ever again.

I guess I'm screwed.

[zeitnot]

As if you weren't screwed in the first place, you tragic pretty boy.

wow i need more icons go me

[golden_penitence]

[He spluttered a little at the 'pretty boy'.]

I'm not a pretty boy--!

draw moar

[zeitnot]

Uhhh huh. You've got the angsty 'sidebangs of misery' and the tragic 'high-end ponytail of loneliness'. You're practically an archetype.

Basically, anyone who looks like Kanda from D. G*man shouldn't even bother denying it.

[golden_penitence]

...uh. Right, thanks for letting me know about that. Now where did I put my scissors....

[zeitnot]

You're welcome.

If you want a new hairdo, I'm pretty good with a boxcutter.

[golden_penitence]

...no thanks, I can handle it myself.

[zeitnot]

"You'd look better in pigtails," I quote.

My mun apparently has opinions about your hairdo.

[golden_penitence]

....yeeeaaaaaan- no. No thank you. I think I'll just keep my hair the way it is.

[cutiepie_actress]

[As she walked in, the girl was met by the sight of two boys. She greeted them with a smile while approaching them.]

Oh, hello there~! I've just accidentally stumbled upon this room here and - oh, who am I kidding, my mun wanted me to go here for whatever reason. Aaaaanyway, the name's Sophia Lin! Nice to meet you~!

[golden_penitence]

Uh... nice to meet you too, Sophia?

[That was a rather out-of-the-blue introduction....]

[cutiepie_actress]

[The mun apologizes for screwing up with the first post. Now the mun knows better.]

Soooo...~ Um, seems like you had it rather rough in your life, huh? Hopefully, your mun decides to place you in a more happy surrounding than the depressing ones. I mean, life has already enough bad things in petto.

[golden_penitence]

[Mikado snorted at that.]

If that actually happened, I'd be thanking the gods for a miracle. My mun is all about tormenting me and her other muses. I'm definitely going to be sent to a place like Haven, if not a worse place. I'm just glad nothing else is on her radar so far.

But... I might luck out, seeing as to how lazy my mun is.

[cutiepie_actress]

Oh, so your mun ist that kind of a person, huh? Wow, I feel really sorry for you. Well, not that I had it better myself so far.

[She sighs and rans her hand through her hair.]

I kinda wish that my mun would at least write one happy fic where I don't end up being either dead or crazy. But knowing her, she is either too lazy for that or wants to write more depressing ones.

Overall, we don't have another choice but to pray that our muns are either too lazy to throw us into despair yet again or are in a good enough mood to send us into happier settings.

[golden_penitence]

I would just rather my mun be lazy. If she's in a good mood, then I'm definitely going to a crappy place and suffering. My mun would love to see that on a good day...

[He sighed forcefully.]

Know any nice person who'd want to take me in?

[cutiepie_actress]

Oh... Okay, you are really screwed then if she's going all out. Um... good luck, I guess?

[She grins awkwardly and feels sympathy for the young man - it must be a hard life with a mun who seems to love despair and suffering.]

Any nice person? Um, I would suggest my adoptive mum Ella. She's a reeeeaaaal nice person! I think she wouldn't mind to take you under her wings, thehe~!

[Sophia couldn't help but smile brightly when she mentioned Ella.]

[golden_penitence]

Well, actually, looks like I lucked out. 'pparently I'm considered a "canon OC" by the place she wants to send me, so I can't enter. That's a pretty good stroke of luck, since my mun doesn't really want to tweak anything in my background to make me fit better.

Although... that means she's going to look somewhere else now for a place for me.

[cutiepie_actress]

Good for you then! At least the suffering was stopped - for now at least. Now you just have to hope that your stroke of luck continues! Who knows, maybe she won't find something that would cause you to, well, be depressive?

I've the luck that my mun doesn't really know her ways here yet, but this could change anytime...~

[golden_penitence]

I've no doubt she'll find a way to make me suffer. That's just in her nature.

...and my mun is offering to teach your mun the ways of this place. Tell her not to take it. Don't take it!!

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[cutiepie_actress]

Oh shiiiii-! E-Excuse me for a minute!

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[cutiepie_actress]

[When Sophia returns, she looks defeated, but still puts up an awkward smile.]

It seems like I just screwed myself over. Yay, go me.

[She sighs deeply.]

[golden_penitence]

Getting sent off somewhere?