When boredom strikes...

[tailmon]

... Mundane, it's been years. Why are you doing this?

[She gives her mundane an incredulous look before sighing.]

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. You humans are just as strange as you are unpredictable. Yes, I know you have all of the episodes, but I've seen what you do with us 'muses'. To put it bluntly...

You're just as annoying as PicoDevimon and as ruthless as Lord Vamdemon. And, no, that isn't a compliment.

[Then again, it's not like she had much else to do. Perhaps she can humor her mundane for a while.]

Comments

[revvinguptheharley]

Looking for a good time pretty kitty?

[tailmon]

A good time?

[Heh. When was the last time she even had one? Not under Vamdemon's care, and that's all she really remembers.]

Perhaps. Really, I'd at least like to use my time productively, since it seems my mundane has once again pulled me from my search.

[And while there's a chance she could locate the eighth Chosen Child here, what will it really amount to?]

[revvinguptheharley]

Well I don't know about being productive, but professionally speaking doing things to make yourself happy is a healthy productive way to energize your body and mind!

Besides, my mun told me that if I should ever see a Tailmon I should try and get her to follow me. I think you're his favorite Digimon. Too bad I got saddled with a boring old Bokomon

[tailmon]

Follow you? You're not even a child.

[She snorts, tail swishing.]

Why would someone like you have a Digimon partner? And even if you were one of the Chosen, that would make us enemies, and I'm afraid I'd have to kill you.

[Still, that's a funny thought. And a Bokomon partner? Feh, if nothing else, she would be a better companion, being an Adult level.]

[boilingsuperstars]

Our mun has been writing fanfics in his mind to torture us more than throwing us into RPs but it's still unpleasant sorry to say.

Yeah. I mean Tagiru we don't have a lot of fans, so why does one of our friends have to express our enjoyment of us like a bored Big Bad?

[tailmon]

Maybe your mundane's starved for power. Or perhaps they have too much time to spare. Isn't that how it usually is?

[But this is interesting. A boy and his Digimon... perhaps even the Eighth Chosen?

She pulls out the fake tag and crest briefly, but-- nope. No response. Strange...]

[kuukai]

Eh? [ Weird little creature looks like Kyubey. Couldn't be another Incubator, could he? ]

Hey. You looking for Madoka? She isn't here. Beat it.

[boilingsuperstars]

He likes writing and his greatest pleasure is torturing the characters he mades...or borrows, like us.

[Tagiru and Gumdramon make confused faces at the tag and crest she took out.]

Hey, what's that? I think I saw some girls from school have a trinket like that.

[revvinguptheharley]

Aw really? Well I guess if you gotta kill me, how would you like to do it?

[Drops to her knees so she's at Tailmon's height]

I've never died before but I've come close a few times. Hit by a car, poisoned, tied to a rocket and sent flying, blown up, shot, set on fire, eaten by carnivorous plants, thrown off a roof, and one time I sat through the whole "Avatar the Last Airbender" live action movie.

[tailmon]

Madoka?

[She's never heard of this Madoka, but if there's a chance they're the eighth child, then... oh, why not? She'll humor this girl.]

That depends on who Madoka is. Is she from Odaiba? Hikarigaoka?

[Those seem like the most likely places to find the child, after all.]

[tailmon]

Nothing you need to worry about.

[She tucks it away, giving a soft huff.]

You're not the child I'm looking for, though I'm afraid that might not change a thing. Lord Vamdemon doesn't want any interference, and you do have a Digimon partner...

[But really, that little dragon can't be any stronger than a Child Level, and she's drop kicked multiple Adult levels with ease. Is it even worth her time?]

[chinchinpurin]

Eh? Ehh~? You look just like Juubey-chan! Are you a fairy, too?

[tailmon]

[...Hit by a car? Blown up? All this and she still survived?

Tailmon's eyes narrow, and she flexes her claws, and then she hears the bit about The Last Airbender.]

How does a movie even compare to any of that? Honestly...

[boilingsuperstars]

[The pair give a stare but had more interesting thoughts on their mind then the tag/crest.]

Vamdemon? Oh, Taiki-san did mention mowing down all sorts of Digimon sharing that name when Quartzmon took over...

[Gumdramon gives a suspicious look at the mention of "Lord" but doesn't say anything yet.]

[tailmon]

A fairy?

[She rolls her eyes.]

Fairies have wings. I'm surprised you didn't mistake me for someone's pet cat, but no. I'm a Digimon.

[Not to mention she's one of Vamdemon's highest ranking soldiers. The fact that she evolves into an angel s completely beyond her knowledge.]

If you're really after a fairy, you'd be better off searching for Piccolomon.

[tailmon]

Taiki?

[She squints, expression souring.]

Are you sure you don't mean Taichi?

[He was the leader, wasn't he? Brash, reckless... Plus, he wore goggles just like this child.]

[kuukai]

Mitakihara. [ Squints suspiciously and takes out a Pocky to chew on. ] There's more than one of you, huh?

[tailmon]

There's a whole world full of Digimon.

[She shrugs. If she's from Mitakihara, then she's unlikely to be the eighth child. That narrows her list down, at any rate.]

Why, have you seen another Tailmon?

[Sure, it's possible they exist, but she's never seen one in all her years.]

[chinchinpurin]

Digi...mon...?

[ Kazumi repeats the word and frowns, baffled. Fairies needed wings? But Juubey was a fairy and he didn't have any wings! Were those strange things that trailed off his neck his wings? Kazumi makes a note to ask him next time she sees him! ]

What's a Digimon? Is it like a Witch?

[ DOES SHE GOTTA FIGHT THE CUTE KITTY? she certainly hopes not, because cute kitty! ]

[kuukai]

Another- [ She stops her munching long enough to look the creature over a second time. Definitely not Kyubey. It's too expressive. ]

What sort of crap is this?

[boilingsuperstars]

No, Taiki. My upperclassman that I'm attempting to surpass.

Oh, you must be from Taichi's universe. I guess since he lived long enough to pass his goggles on to someone else, then his team must have defeated you.

Have a very minor and obscure 02 character!

[greenchosen]

Mun give you trouble?

[revvinguptheharley]

It simply doesn't! That's OK though. I found that Shamalamadingdong guy and gave him a wedgie so hard that he could taste his underpants! That's at least half as bad as his movie was.

[Pout]

Teach him to ruin my cartoon.

Anywhozits! Back to the murder thing. See I'm in a Digimon game right now and we simply don't have enough respectable villains you know? Classy, sophisticated, dedicated villains like yourself.

[tailmon]

A witch?

[First a fairy, now a witch? Maybe if she was BlackTailmon, she'd understand the correlation, but this is ridiculous. Amusing, but ridiculous all the same.

Still, she chuckles softly to herself.]

No, Digimon is short for digital monster. Besides, do I look like I'm wearing a pointed hat to you? Frankly, I don't believe Wizarmon would approve of being called a "witch," either.

[He is male, after all.]

[nevercuthishair]

(Tailmon! But from when...?)

It's been a while for me too, but yeah; these muns think up crazy stuff for us that makes Vamdemon stare in awe.