apping at poly when they open c:

[mrbackwards]

You're pretty set on this, yeah? If you can handle it, I guess it's all right. It's not the best place, but it could be worse. I'll still have my power; that'll help a lot.

It'll be good seeing how everyone else is doing, too.

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[designedtoparty]

Which power are we talking here? Mr Backwards, or the one where you turn into a woman?

[mrbackwards]

No. The one where I can go back in time.

[designedtoparty]

I thought you wanted her to take you from after I left.

Is it because you can't think of a name? Because I could help, you know. What do you think of Curtina?

[mrbackwards]

I said she should catch up with the show before making any final decisions.

Fuck off, prick.

[designedtoparty]

Is that any way to thank the man trying to help you out? The least you could do is act like you're being grateful.

[mrbackwards]

You ain't helping nothing. I'm not acting like shit for you.

[designedtoparty]

Fine. I'll just sit back and let you work things out by yourself.

Just don't blame me when you get stuck with Barry filling you in.

[mrbackwards]

I do end up with another power. [ Only.. it's just as useless. ]

Thought you wanted her to base it around you.

skjaklfjs

[awkwards]

So, what shit won't you know when you come into this city?

... You won't be a lady, right?

agfdjie

[mrbackwards]

That Nikki dies or we sell our powers. And everything after that.

[ HE IS NOT TALKING ABOUT BEING A GURL WITH YOU. ]

best day ever, mr derp.

[awkwards]

You're coming in clueless? [ and hopeless. ]

[ BUT WHY! SHE CAN GIVE HIM HAIR STYLING TIPS! ]

awww yis.

[mrbackwards]

We'll... yeah. [ Pretty much :|

NO ALISHA HE DOES NOT NEED HE IS A MAN. ]

<3!!

[awkwards]

What use is that? You're more useless than Nathan.

- Unless you've got your power. [ you know, the one where you travel and ruin lives. ]

[ A VERY FEMININE, SEXY MAN. who gets himself pregnant, but whatever. ]

<3333333!

[mrbackwards]

I'm not fucking useless! [ He thinks you mean the one where he saves everyone repeatedly. ]

... yeah. I'll have that one.

[ ONLY THE MANLLIEST OF MANLY MEN GET THEMSELVES PREGNANT OKAY X( ]

[awkwards]

[ cry moar. ] You think it will work?

[ BRB LOLLING. ]

[mrbackwards]

[ sobsob ] I'm not sure... think it'll be more useful there?

[ YOU LOL OUT OF JEALOUSY. ]

[awkwards]

I hope so. Because then I could avoid having a slug in my ear dictating my actions if you were.

[ NOT THAT YOU ARE USEFUL.

... :( YES. ]

[mrbackwards]

-- what?

[ AM SO.

(YEA) ]

[awkwards]

[ roll of the eye balls. ]

It was a curse. I was stuck in a city where it rained slugs and I don't even fucking know, one of them took control of me and made me remember all this really horrible shit.

[ okay, let's put the spotlight back on you. ]

You could've prevented that.

[mrbackwards]

We've seen a ot of really weird shit, but... ew.

[ Nooo. ]

Only if it freaked me out enough. [ snerk. ] Maybe I wouldn't mind it so much; wouldn't be able to prevent it.

[awkwards]

Pervert.

[ you're so rude. alisha's just going to be bitter that her bff isn't being very friendly. ] Let's see if I help you get settled into this shithole.

[mrbackwards]

I ain't no pervert.

[ He's kind of smiling. ] You know I'm only fucking with you, yeah?

[awkwards]

Er, no. You're always so moody and serious all the time. No one ever knows when you're messing around.

[ look, she's still butthurt, pervert. ]

Pervert.

[mrbackwards]

Well.. I am. No need to go and get all defensive.

I ain't no fucking pervert.

[awkwards]

[ instead of having a "you are too", "am not" argument, alisha's just going to, you know, enable curtis. ] Oh yeah? Come to the City and prove it. As far as I'm concerned, you're a bigger pervert than Nathan.

He's more useless than you.