[Oh~? Then you won't mind him calling you by those annoying nicknames as much as he wants.

Ooooohhh, he got another twitch. This just keeps getting better and better?] Aawww, why not, Kuro-cutie? [Stop being stubborn and let him love you. :|

But unlike you, he knows how to hide his unhappiness.] You really know to make a guy feel special, Kuro-poo. [Don't worry. He knows exactly how to deal with a big angry dog.] Your children and wife miss you and you'll me taking away our loneliness~