this is so dumb

[backstabbing]

I honestly don't know why you're giving me such a look, mundane. Replacing all of the doorknobs of the Hanged Man's living quarters with [Maker help you this is NSFW] these knobs is a wonderful idea.

[CHINHANDS]

I can see why one would want the more masculine knob. A lady's model would be far too complicated a lock for some men.

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[magerights]

It seems a bit weird either way if you ask me. I generally prefer knowing I'm pleasing someone when I'm doing that, not just interacting with an object.

[backstabbing]

It makes for good practice, and you'll get to see how skilled your partner is with his mouth before you even make it to the bedroom.

[okay but the real reason is...]

Plus, it's funny.

[magerights]

Are you saying you need practise, Isabela? I find that one hard to believe. Or are you hoping to watch someone in particular?

[...and now he's thinking of Hawke and turning faintly red.]

[whereyouneedme]

[ Well. That is. Something. ]

Because it's not filthy enough in there already, apparently.

[backstabbing]

[SHE NOTES THE REDDENING]

Looks to me that you're the one hoping to watch a particular someone.

Me? Oh, I always have multiple people in mind.

[backstabbing]

Why, what an Orlesian thing for you to say, Aveline.

[despises]

[ ............

B( ]

[backstabbing]

Now there's a thought.

[what are you going on about Isabela holy shit]

After the Hanged Man, we'll have these on every door in that dusty mansion of yours.

[whereyouneedme]

[ must you really ]

Forget I said anything.

[backstabbing]

[she must.]

Really? But I do so enjoy it when your Orlesian blood comes out to play.

Zut alors! Ze 'Anged Man ees so feelthy, Eesabela!

[babblingelf]

[Should she be covering her eyes or something? By the Dread Wolf...]

Isabela!!

[Seriously those are exactly what she thinks they are.]

How would a lady's model even work?

[backstabbing]

You'd finger it until you hit just the right spot.

[magerights]

I'm not. [HE WILL DENY IT FOREVER.] And you always do, it seems. I'm actually surprised that there hasn't been an outbreak of something in the town yet.

[Anders, no need to get mean just because you're flustered...]

[dualdaggered]

I'm sure the rest of the patrons there would be just delighted to have those doorknobs replaced with... those ones.

[backstabbing]

[she takes it in stride]

I'm not that careless with who I sleep with. Most outbreaks are the fault of man, of course, but I suppose blame does always happen to fall on the woman's shoulders.

But instead of talking about my cunt [laNGUAGE ISABELA] let's talk of Hawke's instead. A much preferable muff.

[backstabbing]

Well, think of it this way. You find yourself someone to spend the night with. Easy on the eyes, with a nice taught arse. You give Corff a handsome tip, take him or her back to a room, and whisper sensually in their ear the combination to the cock lock.

They get on their knees and there you have it, a preview for the night or, in my case, a little show to whet your appetite.

why did I not see this before now kndldkf

[twinfangs]

[Maker, Isabela, WHY]

Well, it would certainly keep some people out of the rooms.

[Not all of them, obviously.]

I don't understand what's so hard about pleasing a woman. You'd think men would make some attempt to learn how to.

[twinfangs]

[WHAT]

Must you?

[magerights]

Hawke! It's- it's not what it looks like. Isabela's just seeing things that aren't there again.

[babblingelf]

[Going to just cover her face now. Whatever that meant, it sounded dirty and she wasn't sure what to make of it.]

Am I missing something dirty again? Don't locks normally need keys? Not fingers.

that comic was hilarious okay

[questionablewit]

So your plan is that the Hanged Man's corridors will be crowded with people who are so drunk they can't remember how to unlock their cock locks to get into their room, and have to keep trying until they pass out on the floor?

[Hawke considers this]

I'll bring the popcorn. This should be quite a show.