[Hercules grinned, coming to within arm's reach to offer pettings and skritches.] Who's a good doggie, who's a good girl? That's right, YOU are! And next time I come down I'll bring THREE red rubber balls, just for you!
[Cerberus wasn't so bad once you got past the brutal guardianship, the vast strength, the volcanic breath, the acidic drool, the venomous snake for a tail... The point is, she was a good girl who did her job well! Wouldn't suggest pulling the obedience thing if you're already deceased, though. As it is, Herc's relying on all the sweat he worked up on that run to mask the scene of his passenger.]
Now, show me how you roll over! ROLL OVER, girl- ohh, so good! Now, play dead! PLAY DEAD for me, Cerberus! THAT'S how you do it, stay just like that!
[And at that point, Herc's arm tucked back under Eurydice's leg and he dashed away up the path to the sunlit world above.]
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[Hercules grinned, coming to within arm's reach to offer pettings and skritches.] Who's a good doggie, who's a good girl? That's right, YOU are! And next time I come down I'll bring THREE red rubber balls, just for you!
[Cerberus wasn't so bad once you got past the brutal guardianship, the vast strength, the volcanic breath, the acidic drool, the venomous snake for a tail... The point is, she was a good girl who did her job well! Wouldn't suggest pulling the obedience thing if you're already deceased, though. As it is, Herc's relying on all the sweat he worked up on that run to mask the scene of his passenger.]
Now, show me how you roll over! ROLL OVER, girl- ohh, so good! Now, play dead! PLAY DEAD for me, Cerberus! THAT'S how you do it, stay just like that!
[And at that point, Herc's arm tucked back under Eurydice's leg and he dashed away up the path to the sunlit world above.]
So much for one hurdle, eh?