No, you idiot, it's nothing like our tails at all. [His tone switches to more of a serious and not angry tone though for just a second. Just a whole bunch of bad things happened recently and he's still sort of dealing with it.] But yes, I'm afraid it is. They've got Trunks and Bulla too, and the three of us are currently suffering in that sorry trash heap of a village. [Ok, back to super anti-hero tsun mode now.]

But I think you'd fit right in Kakarot, there's lots of like-minded morons just like you around there. There's even some powerful beings there, but of course I haven't gotten the chance to fight any of them myself.