[In sharp contrast to that, have an ambiguously European, dark haired tired-looking guy in a long black coat, black shirt, black... you get the idea. And yes, he has a single earring, too. And also yes, he does look a little like a Matrix reject. Hey, ancient lizard-kings have way more important things to worry about than human fashion, all right?]

Right? You'd think a good old fashioned description would work in this writing-based hobby, but apparently that's too hard.

Though not harder than drawing them, curiously. Mine's under the impression that she's an artist, and she's "totally going to draw the rest of the icons some time, really!". She's all caught up on having them look 'consistent' and 'accurate' to what she has in mind.

Mortals, am I right?


Aaah, I wouldn't get too excited about this 'action'. From what I can tell, she's either going to chicken out, or she's going to throw me at a game where I'd be reincarnated as a human. Ugh.

[Said despite that very human form he is in right now. But that's voluntary, and non-permanent. Well, more non-permanent than that game... Nevermind.]

A damn shame about you, though - there's a lot of interesting stories from your part of the world, and I don't think they get appreciated enough. What's stopping your lil' puppet master?