voice testing and all that jazz

[frenchfortwelve]

I suppose you feel I owe you a level of gratitude because you've "saved" me from certain death, but darling, you've spoiled that.

How? Were you not listening to yourself? (I certainly was trying not to.) Well, I'm sure you're far from finished. Plenty of opportunity for you to listen to yourself flip-flopping on every little detail.

Just be a dear and mix me a drink every so often so at least one of us can cope.

Comments

[lengthofrope]

You really shouldn't drink so much. I'm told it can be damaging to your liver. I understand that's not really an issue, but the mental dependence is... concerning.

[Look who's just going to ignore everything else that's completely wrong with this. The voice of Moral Fortitude himself.]

[wishuponastar]

Uhm... but being saved from certain death seems like a good thing... in general? Survival and all that?

[whatsupcroc]

As far as sudden second chances go, it's not that bad. You've got someone planning a whole lot for you?

[frenchfortwelve]

Well, there are other vices I could dally with.

[frenchfortwelve]

Of course. I'm not a particular fan of dying. Are you?

[frenchfortwelve]

The only enjoyment I get from a plan is tearing it up and doing something completely different.

[whatsupcroc]

So... do that!

[wishuponastar]

I seem to have a knack for running and surviving.

[lengthofrope]

[That's so not amusing.]

Those aren't a preferable alternative.

[frenchfortwelve]

And what would you suggest, brother?

[lengthofrope]

I understand Yoga can be soothing?

[frenchfortwelve]

[Not quite the way he remembers it.]

It's working out well for you then?

[frenchfortwelve]

I prefer a different sort of "yoking."

[wishuponastar]

Well...

Up until a certain point, I guess.

I'm still alive, at least.

[lengthofrope]

I don't see what eggs have to do with any of this. Nevertheless, I think you should "cut her some slack". I know from experience you aren't exactly easy to live with.

[frenchfortwelve]

[Sigh, Castiel.]

Difficult to live with? Nonsense.

[frenchfortwelve]

A success is a success. Good for you.

[wishuponastar]

So. How's Heaven anyway?

[lengthofrope]

I think the disco balls speak for themselves.

[frenchfortwelve]

...Okay, those were a bit much, but I think the mirror over the bed served as a perfect counterbalance.

[Has impeccable, classy taste that doesn't need to be questioned, thank you very much.]

[frenchfortwelve]

Oh, you know, the usual sibling rivalries complete with posturing just escalated into all out Civil War.

[lengthofrope]

[Cas isn't sure what the working definition of classy is, but he's pretty sure it doesn't involve hookers.]

I don't believe there's a system of measurement for ostentatious, reflective interior design, so I can't comment on whether or not they were balanced. I just know you aren't exactly the most humble of house guests, and angels have somewhat of a reputation to uphold.

[wishuponastar]

Has the whole ordeal finally made Michael snap?

[Which would not surprise her.]

[frenchfortwelve]

No. Though...being locked in a cage with Lucifer would likely drive one to insanity.

It's actually Raphael that's started it up. And Castiel.

[frenchfortwelve]

Don't you think that reputation is a bit stale at this point?