On mun's most recent Ink_City fanart

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 Miss-Mundane-do-you-really-think-it's-necessary-to-provide-visuals-for-an-upcoming-event-in-the-city-I-mean-it-seems-a-little-personal-to-even-dress-me-up-in-such-attire-if-you-don't-mind-me-saying-so-in-fact-I-would-even-call-that-a-little-risque-to-be-honest-now-then-what-do-you-even-hope-to-accomplish-with-my-entry-in-this-crossdressing-competition-surely-others-would-be-much-better-suited-for-such-a-task-instead-of-myself-just-look-at-Optimus-Prime-his-face-is-more-suited-for-that-kind-of-attention-why-are-you-giggling-in-such-a-way-I-didn't-mean-anything-by-it!

[A soft whimper.]


Are-you-making-icons-please-stop-I-I-I-don't-think-that-is-a-good-use-of-your-paid-account!

Comments

[whitescalesbigmouth]

...!

[A blink and then a snicker.]

N-Nice legs!

[zerotohero]

[WUT]

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My-legs-have-not-changed-since-I-came-to-the-city-apart-from-when-they-were-removed-from-my-body-but-that-is-beside-the-point-I-don't-see-what-is-so-funny-miss!

[namesnotzippy]

O-O-O-Optimus!

[WUT indeed.]

[sweet_riiiiims]

Sweet use of the Katy Perry look.

[He'll save the dress schematic for later.]

[zerotohero]

Er...uh...

Y-You look nice.

Uh...what was that about my face?

[Hey Blurr, want some awkward?]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

I'm sorry it's just--

You look so ridiculous! Ahaha!

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I-do-not-know-of-a-Katy-Perry-however-it-is-getting-quite-a-reaction-out-of-my-mundane-who-is-she-because-she-may-take-her-dress-back-if-that-is-the-case!

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I'M-QUITE-AWARE-OF-THAT-AS-WELL-AS-MY-MUNDANE-SEEMS-TO-BE-MARVELING-AT-IT-AND-PROCLAIMING-IT-AS-RIDICULOUS-AS-WELL!

[Whimper.]

Idon'tseehowI'mgoingtogetthosedecalsoff.

[namesnotzippy]

You-don't-have-to-make-me-feel-better-Optimus.

[Wait.]

I-I-I-I-I-meant-the-o-o-other-Optimus-Prime!

[Sure you did.]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

I'm sure a little soap and water will scrub those right off.

[Look, she's not exactly bright okay...? Dragons and technology? Not a common mix back home.]

[bigbluebugofjustice]

[His antenna perk up]
The City? I think I'd know if the City had any robot transvestites in it!
[Beat]
...I'm the Tick, by the way. Protector of the City, and the yin to villainy's malevolent yang.
[...Yeah, his town is called 'the City'. This should be fun.]

[sweet_riiiiims]

Only one of the few tolerable skinjobs, of course you wouldn't know~

[zerotohero]

I'm...uh...not really trying to... um, be nice...

You-really-do-look-good.

[WUT]

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Are-you-new-because-decals-are-much-harder-to-get-off-than-soap-and-water-miss-especially-if-they-are-put-on-by-a-medic...

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[Frozen. I think you broke him, Optimus.]

[zerotohero]

[Fuck. What does he do now?]

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I-didn't-think-you-were-one-for-the-humans-sir-Knockout.

[Oh right. You.]

Could-you-please-just-refrain-from-putting-these-decals-on-my-face-I-would-really-appreciate-it-as-my-mundane-refers-to-me-as-a-really-cheap-hooker-and-I-have-no-idea-what-that-means!

[youhavebeenswindled]

Ooooh nice! Very nice!

I think you make a better looking Femmebot than you do a Mech!

You should be proud of yourself~

[namesnotzippy]

I-can't-say-I've-ever-seen-you-there-sir-Tick-are-you-in-hiding-a-lot-because-we-could-really-use-a-protector-what-with-the-Cosmic-Rust-going-around-by-the-way-what-is-a-transvestite?

[bigbluebugofjustice]

...A transvestite is a guy who wears dresses. And I've saved the City repeatedly, from The Terror, and El Seed, and the Red Scare, and Chairface Chippendale! Are you sure you're from The City?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Oh, I see..

Hmm. Well I guess you're stuck like that until we can find someone to get those off for you. What about the 'cons? Don't they have a medic who could help you?

[sweet_riiiiims]

No worries, I'll make sure you'll look like a sophisticated escort.

[namesnotzippy]

Why-is-everyone-saying-that-first-Optimus-Prime-and-now-you-I-never-considered-myself-very-feminine-I-don't-even-know-who-signed-me-up-for-such-a-competition-if-I-knew-I-would-talk-them-out-of-it!

[namesnotzippy]

...

[Blurr please control your blushing robots can't even blush.]

T-T-T-Thank you sir?