On the Nostalga Critic review

[burnedbrighter]

I don't know why you're looking to me for an opinion.

He said everything that needed to be said, for a fool his logic is sound.

But I do have one question...

...what are Coco Puffs and why should I care about them?

Comments

[idkworldruler]

Does that mean you're not cuckoo for Coco Puffs?

[burnedbrighter]

......[twitch]

No. Whatever they are I am most assuredly not.

[idkworldruler]

Oh...if we got you some Coco puffs what is the likely hood that you would go crazy for their chocolaty goodness?

[burnedbrighter]

...how chocolaty?

[idkworldruler]

Addictively so. Do you want some?

[burnedbrighter]

That sounds dangerous.

[idkworldruler]

It's made for children.

[burnedbrighter]

That doesn't mean it's not dangerous. You said it was addictive.

[idkworldruler]

That was a joke, it's just sugar with artificial flavoring. Unless you're the type who actually becomes addicted to that sort of thing.

[burnedbrighter]

Not usually...why would you need artificial flavoring? How do you even do that?

[idkworldruler]

But you do?

It's just when you mix certain chemicals together they can effect your sense of taste.

[burnedbrighter]

For what purpose? What does this accomplish?

[idkworldruler]

Sometimes it tastes better than natural. And lasts longer, and is cheaper.

[burnedbrighter]

I'm intrigued.

Bring it.

[idkworldruler]

Alright, mun! Get us a bowl of coco puffs.

[burnedbrighter]

[And soon she's crunching away]

...I fail to see the addictive quality of these puffs.

[idkworldruler]

Try taking a second to enjoy the flavor.

[burnedbrighter]

[Crunch crunch]

I am the first Princess of the entire Fire Nation. I know how to appreciate cuisine.

[idkworldruler]

Treat it like candy, not cuisine.

[burnedbrighter]

Hmpf.

[Crunch]

It's passable, but I see no reason to lose my mind over it. The best part about it is the flavoring dust it leaves in the milk.

[idkworldruler]

All depends on your taste. Some people can get addicted on it just as easily as meth.

[burnedbrighter]

Only the weak willed.

[She says before promptly taking a morphine pill from thegames]

[idkworldruler]

Yet you're popping pills.

[burnedbrighter]

I have a medical condition.

[idkworldruler]

Morphine dulls pain, it's not used as prescribed meds.

[burnedbrighter]

I have alot of pain.

[idkworldruler]

So is everyone else.