voice test; also figured out about tushanshu the day apps closed WHY

[optionwhatever]

[There's a sound that was something between a snort and an attempt at a laugh.]

Should have been more observant.

You never know when something can leap out and cut your frikken head off.

[Don't ask how a game can cut someone's frikken head off.]

Still plenty to do in your fleshy brainpan until then.

Comments

[littlecrowgirl]

Don't be so body-partist! Sometimes they stab you through the stomach.

Or...I don't know. Get you hit by a train.

1/?

[optionwhatever]

[dial up noise]

2/?

[optionwhatever]

[little organic]


[and it talks]

3/3

[optionwhatever]

[He likes you.]

Stabbing in the stomach is easier to recover from.

[littlecrowgirl]

[ORGANICS DO THAT SOMETIMES!]

Iiiii don't know. How are you gonna eat?

...You guys DO eat right? If not I feel REALLY sorry for you.

[optionwhatever]

You get fixed up first, then you grab the Engex.

If you have any.

[littlecrowgirl]

Hmmm...okay. Maybe you have a point. Doctor first, then the munchies.

But a new game, huh? Sounds per-retty exciting!

[optionwhatever]

[Almost as exciting as his fingers.]

Yeah. Unless frikken Optimus Prime butts his head in.

[littlecrowgirl]

Maybe the game'll cut it off!

[Ahahaha she's so funny.]

But don't worry, I've talked to that guy once. Seems nice!

[optionwhatever]

[HOLD ON A FUCKING SECOND.]

You met him?

[WHO ARE YOU?]

[littlecrowgirl]

[U OK BRO?]

Kinda! He lives in my mun's head!

[optionwhatever]

[...PROCCESSING.]


[...PROCESSING.]

...Are you famous back on your fleshy planet?

[littlecrowgirl]

[She looks both ways a minute, before leaning in, 'shielding' a side of her mouth so no one but him can hear.]

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. I'm actually a Great, world-renowned Thief.

By inheritance, that is.

[optionwhatever]

...


It's not a secret if you're world renowned.

[GOTCHA THERE KAY.]

1/2

[littlecrowgirl]

...



[Well-]

[littlecrowgirl]

Heyyyyy, buck-o. Don't try to pull the wool over MY eyes.

My identity is the secret!

[optionwhatever]

[He doesn't even know what wool is.]

So what kinds of things have you stolen?

[She's little. She looks like she could do stealth real good.]

[littlecrowgirl]

[Oh, you're gonna love this, Spin.]

Well, keep your robot hat on because get this.


I stole...

The truth.

[optionwhatever]

...

...

[LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME]

No proton missiles?

[littlecrowgirl]

Hey, give a girl some time, okay?

I only just got out of high school.

[optionwhatever]

Still working on the "Great" part of your "Great Thief" title.

[Hmf. Now Spinister is disappointed.]

[littlecrowgirl]

Don't you give me that. Have you ever stolen the truth before? NOT EASY!

Especially when there's like...police and stuff in your way.

[gimmicky]

Great, just what the world needs. More Decepticons clogging up the place.

[He's totally not jealous that you're going to a game. Totally.]

[optionwhatever]

[Oh look, more fire kindling.]

It doesn't need anymore Autobots.

[gimmicky]

[Don't get any funny ideas, you.]

Hey, we've got the better track record. Don't even start that with me.

Seriously, why you?

You've probably got guns in your legs or something.