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dear_mun2013-09-01 11:02 pm
fingersnapping) wrote in dear_mun2013-09-01 11:02 pm
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Q is bored. Because -that's- new.
Really, I'm disappointed in you, ma cherie. How can you possibly mean to confine someone like me to a mind such as yours? A dire existence. Worse than being human. Eurgh.
No, I can't do it. First of all, it's filthy in here. Secondly - and far more importantly - I'm bored. I know the kind of people you like to spend time with. No Jean Luc to play with, no Number Two. I'd even settle for that microbrained Klingon or the robot. Kathy! Yes, that's a wonderful idea! I should very much like to see Kathy again. Do you suppose she remembers me? Of course she does. My Kathy; she wouldn't forget little old me.
Still, before I leave I suppose I owe you some sort of parting gift for bringing me to life. But what to give you? One can't just go around handing out omniscience, no matter how helpful it might make this role playing thing. How about--hmm...
[ And then Q beams, raises his left hand, and clicks his fingers. Snap. ]
No, I can't do it. First of all, it's filthy in here. Secondly - and far more importantly - I'm bored. I know the kind of people you like to spend time with. No Jean Luc to play with, no Number Two. I'd even settle for that microbrained Klingon or the robot. Kathy! Yes, that's a wonderful idea! I should very much like to see Kathy again. Do you suppose she remembers me? Of course she does. My Kathy; she wouldn't forget little old me.
Still, before I leave I suppose I owe you some sort of parting gift for bringing me to life. But what to give you? One can't just go around handing out omniscience, no matter how helpful it might make this role playing thing. How about--hmm...
[ And then Q beams, raises his left hand, and clicks his fingers. Snap. ]