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dear_mun2013-08-29 07:50 pm
sonofadoor) wrote in dear_mun2013-08-29 07:50 pm
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A MESSAGE FROM PETER WALTER VI:
Greeterings, fellow Internauts!
As you know, there's been a slight bit of turbulence around the Temecula rift. Please keep your arms, legs, and faces in your home dimension at all times and we at Walter Robotics will have everything sorted out as sure as tapioca pudding will be the key to transwarp travel!
In the meantime, please enjoy this muzak rendition of Johann Strauss the Second's An der schönen blauen Donau--because everything is better with muzak! Just press your ear to the page. Go on, try it. If it doesn't work, your money back! Please send your proof of purchase to Walter Robotics care of the Complaints and Incineration Department, and we'll send the money you didn't pay us back as soon as possible.
(And for the love of tribbles, could someone tell me where I am and why it appears to be shaped like the inside of a brainpan? And who is this strange woman that keeps speaking from the ceiling? And the walls. And... everywhere, really.)
Your pal, your friend, your bro,
(but not your bra)
Peter Walter VI
As you know, there's been a slight bit of turbulence around the Temecula rift. Please keep your arms, legs, and faces in your home dimension at all times and we at Walter Robotics will have everything sorted out as sure as tapioca pudding will be the key to transwarp travel!
In the meantime, please enjoy this muzak rendition of Johann Strauss the Second's An der schönen blauen Donau--because everything is better with muzak! Just press your ear to the page. Go on, try it. If it doesn't work, your money back! Please send your proof of purchase to Walter Robotics care of the Complaints and Incineration Department, and we'll send the money you didn't pay us back as soon as possible.
(And for the love of tribbles, could someone tell me where I am and why it appears to be shaped like the inside of a brainpan? And who is this strange woman that keeps speaking from the ceiling? And the walls. And... everywhere, really.)
Your pal, your friend, your bro,
(but not your bra)
Peter Walter VI