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SHAUN ([personal profile] guinness) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-08-28 07:35 pm

( for the lulz | shaun of the dead )

—Right, sorry, you're who again?
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[personal profile] lager 2013-08-29 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Only the absolutely most interesting person you'll ever meet.
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[personal profile] lager 2013-08-29 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ it's boring. why would you want to know who the father is. it's probably the guy. the guy she doesn't want it to be because he's a loser, pft, boring. ]

I am, I am. And you look like you could use another drink, if you ask me. [ he's plunking himself down right next to Shaun, enjoy the aroma of thoroughly sloshed Gary King. it smells like deodorant spray and enough alcohol to light the pub on fire. but he is buying Shaun another beer, so there's that. ]
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[personal profile] shambler 2013-08-29 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
[R opens his mouth, relieved he's going to get a chance to bust out his name because there's days where you forget if you don't practice. You know, the whole walking dead thing. Forgetting what you did yesterday. Shambling around. Eating brains. It sucks like that]

Uggggh.... [Well, crap. It's going to be one of those days. R stares (creepily) at Shaun] Rrrr...R. R!

[There he goes, R looking almost dimly proud here]
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[personal profile] precautions 2013-08-29 09:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ In Cassie's sketchbook is a picture of two heads. Both of them don't really look all that human, with the amount of different color she's used, but Cassie points to one which maybe has a red tie slung around its head like a tribal accessory. ]

That's you. Pay attention, Shaun.
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[personal profile] lager 2013-08-30 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ isn't he nice? ]

Whassat? [ you look like you've seen a ghost. or, y'know, your face twin. ]
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[personal profile] alotofpaperwork 2013-08-30 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh for the love of peter's big hairy...]

This is bloody ridiculous.
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[personal profile] shambler 2013-09-01 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
[A zombie could get used to this. R slumps down across the table from Shaun, leaning on it with his arms and swaying gently. Because he's classy, a black string of drool edges out the corner of his mouth and plops on the table. (It's probably seen worse)]

Try...anything. Once. I have...an open...mind.

[R bares his awful teeth in a twitchy smile. It's not too far from a snarl, unfortunately]
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[personal profile] shambler 2013-09-01 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[They're friends already? R's already glad he shuffled over here. Friends are few and far between and he'd like to have one where he can have a conversation or two. He's still smiling at Shaun, his head sagging to the side]

Not...muh-many of...us...do. It's...hard. [R's hand creeps out to grab the lager, dragging it closer. He nearly spills it all over his lap, sniffing at it] This isn't...alive?

[R almost sounds disappointed as he sniffs again at the lager. ]
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[personal profile] lager 2013-09-01 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
Do I really? Dammit, 'dja spit on me or somethin? [ wiping his face now. look how entirely smart this particular gent is. or wasted. one of the two. ]

...

Or are y'talking about the fact your uh. Your face. It's kinda. Like my face?
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[personal profile] alotofpaperwork 2013-09-01 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
...Shaun. You know what time it is mate? [He slips into serious police mode. Like that.]
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[personal profile] shambler 2013-09-01 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Close your mouth, Shaun, because that's a look R's seen on most zombies: this confused "How'd I get here?" look. He likes you looking more alive.]

Drink. Okay, I...got it.

[Taking Shaun's advice to heart, R clumsily grabs his own glass, brings it to his mouth and tries to chug it too. A lot of it slops out down his chest, but some of it goes down.]

How'd...I do?

[R doesn't sound like he thought the lager was all that great]