Mun is perhaps a little TOO excited about the new Lorax film...

[thatallpeopleneed]

... Now you're just being ridiculous. You can't even wait until Friday?

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afk weeping

[thatallpeopleneed]

A Thneed! [Oh and look, he pulls one out of... his pocket? Hammerspace? Somewhere. WHAT A FINE PIECE OF KNITWEAR.]

It's a Fine-Something-That-All-People-Need. Just $3.98, for you.

all of my creys.

[lucency]

[WELL IT'S INTERESTING TO SAY THE LEAST. even if she. doesn't. get it.]

Does it do anything in particular?

No but seriously we need to figure out some way for you to hear this book.

[thatallpeopleneed]

More like, what doesn't it do? It's a scarf, a sock, a net for catching butterflies, a bicycle seat cover, a jump rope, a hat, a throw rug, curtains, security blanket, anything really.

i concur with this.

[lucency]

Could it, say, help me clean? [and lol what the hell would rumplestiltskin's reaction to that be.]

idk do you have skype? then I could rig up el webcam so you can also see the pictures.

[thatallpeopleneed]

Well duh. Just tie one end to a stick and voila, instant moppity mop action!

[Well maybe if Rumpleface had a Thneed he would be happier and less insane.]

fjalksejf yes i do but i'm about to go to bed YOU COULD DO AN EPIC PICSPAM ON LE TUMBLR THO.

[lucency]

And where did you discover this? [at this point, she'll humor him. because it's amusing. but don't tell that she doesn't have any money shhhh.]

there's like 60 something pages, noooooo. we'll just have to schedule a time. LIKE A BOSS.

[thatallpeopleneed]

I invented them! [And he's DAMN PROUD of that fact too.]

yes. i have spring break coming up so - yes.

[lucency]

Invented? [okay, they might only be silly knitted things, but that is just plain precious.] And you seem to be making quite the business venture out of them.

[thatallpeopleneed]

Well, you know what they say! Business must grow.

So, uh, what about you? What do you do?

[lucency]

I - [wow it feels so weird saying this. she's never gotten the chance to actually tell someone before.] I work for a man as his housekeeper.

[thatallpeopleneed]

[Yeah watch as he totally doesn't catch alllll the awkwardness behind that sentence.] Oh! I guess that's why you were asking about cleaning, huh? They're very durable, by the way.

[lucency]

Oh, I can tell. They look it.

[pause. well. i guess she has to shatter his dreams, now.]

It just that I don't have any money.