reserved at holly heights

[ladyfascination]

AWOOO! Kuradoberi Jam has arrived!

... Or at least it seems appropriate to say something like that, right? Ugh, it feels so weird going to a place where I won't be dragged into any chaotic insanity like time slips, creepy scientists, or people burning my restaurant down... I guess I'll kind of miss the excitement, though.

Oh well! I hear it's pretty easy to establish a business there! I won't need to go to loan sharks or bounty hunt or anything! And I hope there are a lot of cute boys to work for me~...

Anyways, you've got a deal, mun! Jam Kuradoberi is at your service!

... I mean, assuming you even go through with this. Right. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Comments

[leaky]

YOU CAN ALSO BE MARRIED.

HOW CAN I GET IN ON THIS DEAL?

[ladyfascination]

Get out.

[leaky]

I SAID I WANT IN. BZZT.

[ladyfascination]

That's not my problem! And besides, isn't it illegal to marry Heartless Machines?

[leaky]

IT IS YOU THAT IS UNWORTHY TO MARRY ME.

MAKE UP FOR IT BY COOKING.

[ladyfascination]

You can't even eat! Stop pretending to be human!

[leaky]

HOW DARE YOU IMPLY SUCH A THING!

I HAVE SUPERIOR SENSORS FOR TASTING. I CAN TASTE SUBTLETIES NO HUMAN CAN.

[fastestshorty]

There are also several places to work in if you can't set up a business right away.

[Pause.]

I'm not sure about the part of people burning your workplace down, though. I think someone set a house on fire not long ago...

[There are crazy people everyone, Jam. Even at Holly Heights.]

[ladyfascination]

Even if that wasn't a fat load, I wouldn't waste my skills on a petty arsonist and lapdog to creepers like you.

[ladyfascination]

What?! There are still insane arsonists that hate good food?!

[fastestshorty]

Well, it was a house, not a restaurant...

[That probably doesn't make a lick of difference, Sena.]

B-But I don't think it happens often! I've been here for two months, and that's the first I've seen or heard of it happening. So maybe nothing will happen!

[See? No reason to worry, Jam! No reason at all!]

Right now the thing most probable of happening is just having a bunch of lions invading the restaurant to eat the food after all.

[He tried. And failed.]

[ladyfascination]

What is WRONG with this place?! I was told it would be nice and calm and laid back!

[fastestshorty]

It is! It really is! It's just that... Right now we seem to have a lot of animals wandering around. But really, that and the fire are the worst things that have happened in the time I've been here.

It could be much worse. If we ignore the part about being kidnapped and forced to be married or have families we haven't chosen, of course.

[leaky]

YOU WOULD MAKE A BETTER WIFE IF YOU WEREN'T SO RUDE.

[poolhall_killer]

Please don't consider bounty hunting again. We all know what happened last time.

[ladyfascination]

And you'd make a pretty good pot and pan set.

[ladyfascination]

... You're cute as hell, but you're no good at making this situation sound nice.

[ladyfascination]

Hey! YOU got free food and drinks and then wrecked my stand! Don't pin that on me!

[fastestshorty]

[He blushes at the comment but shrinks because, well, he's ruining it all. She was happy to go there and he just ruined it all.]

I-I'm sorry... I didn't want to damp the mood, it's just that... Well, it's the truth and I don't think it's fair if you don't know it.

[ladyfascination]

Well, if you REALLY want to make it up to me, you'll agree to work in my restaurant.

[fastestshorty]

Uh... Okay, but... Will I be able to keep going to football practices? Because if I don't Hiruma-san will kill me.

[He has no problems with it otherwise.]

[poolhall_killer]

It wouldn't have happened if we weren't hunted in the first place.

[Yes let's forget about how much he drank.]

[ladyfascination]

Football? What kind of football?

[ladyfascination]

I tried to make it up to you and you trashed my joint because you and blondie couldn't even drink at the same table. MY blame is absolved.

[doctordoolarge]

... Well, while I am certain our world will miss your services I do nonetheless wish you the best of luck, miss Kurodobari. These games can be quite a handful even if they do lack all those other things.