Canon is Elfie Hopkins

[elfiehopkins]

I don't even know what you think you're doing bringing me to this place. I guess anywhere's better than that shit hole of a town now...but you know Parker will just miss me if I'm gone for too long, you know what he's like. Pathetic I know but whatever.

[Elfie is just going to take a spliff out, light it and stick it in her mouth. Next come the binoculars. You've got a 'detective' looking at you now.]

Now that I'm here, may as well take a look around.

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[piccolino]

[He's never seen a woman with binoculars before.

Scratch that, he's never seen binoculars before. Or a spliff (whatever that is). Hey, while we're here, let's add that he's never heard a woman say shit before. Was she really a woman, or just a girly looking guy?

Romano cautiously approaches her, in case her extended eyes happen to be some sort of woman weapon...]

[elfiehopkins]

[Then he clearly hasn't met Elfie before...but to be honest no one around here as met Elfie before so he's on common ground with everyone.

Elfie is scanning the place with her binoculars, focusing in on anyone or anything that seems interesting to her. She was looking in the opposite direction when Romano approaches her so she's shocked when she turns to see his face up close through the lenses.

She lowers the binoculars, looking him over.]

Jesus Christ, kid you almost gave me a heart attack! [There's a pause while she takes him in] Something you want?