Mun is late to the party and just saw Sea of Monsters || Potential spoilers in comments

[yearrounder]

...wow. So they just...keep getting it wrong, huh. I know last time I said that was probably a good thing, but isn't it getting kind of ridiculous now?

At least I was blonde this time.

Comments

[ognesperanza]

And at least you were in the movie. It will be years until I come in.

[yearrounder]

Do you really want to see what they'll do?

[ognesperanza]

After Kronos turned into a Disney villain? No, maybe not. But I'm still curious.

[especially about how Bianca will look]

[yearrounder]

I can understand that. It's kind of like a train wreck but you can't stop looking.

[ognesperanza]

And the train wreck has to do with you. Even if you aren't technically a passenger.

[yearrounder]

I don't think it counts if they're not actually anything like you.

[ognesperanza]

Still weird they have the same name as you, and then pretend they are.

[yearrounder]

We've dealt with weirder.

[ognesperanza]

True.

[yearrounder]

I guess it wasn't all bad. Just mostly.

[ognesperanza]

The movie, or our lives?

[yearrounder]

Both, I guess.

[ognesperanza]

[almost laughs, but it comes out more like a huff]

The beginning was cool. Of the movie, I mean.

[yearrounder]

Better than it could have been, anyway. At least it was better than the first one.

[ognesperanza]

The first one never happened. It was stupid.

[yearrounder]

Unfortunately, just because it was stupid doesn't mean it never happened.

[ognesperanza]

Most of it didn't, right? Or at least a lot of it.

[yearrounder]

Some of it, yes, and they were way too old.

[ognesperanza]

The actors? Yeah, what were they, thirty?

[yearrounder]

Old enough that they had to change the Prophecy around. "A half-blood of the eldest gods shall reach 20 against all odds?" Really?

[ognesperanza]

Any half-blood would be lucky to reach twenty, prophecy or no prophecy.

[yearrounder]

Well apparently the Romans do it all the time.

[ognesperanza]

Wait, what? What do the Romans have to do with anything?

[yearrounder]

They've got all the 20-year-old half-bloods.

[ognesperanza]

. . . Huh. Is there another camp or something? Why hasn't anyone crossed paths with them?