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[singit]

You're not really thinking about sending me anywhere, right? You don't even know what's going to happen! Plus I bet Cola wouldn't like it if I just left, anyway.

[ Kid, you did not just say that. Kid. You know the mun knows what you're up to. ]

Give me some time to think about it, yeah? There's something I need to do first.

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omg killjoys

[thefuckisdeniro]

I dunno about you, kid, but most of these guys just turn out to be all talk and no action. Even if yours says they're gonna send you somewhere, I'd give it about a 75% chance they don't.

But hey, you never know. Maybe if they do ship you off somewhere you'll find your pal Coke anyway.

/s-slips in

[kobrakid]

'Scuse me, miss. Gonna have to ask you to stop gettin' so fuckin' tall.

I said I wasn't going to have feelings for this BUT HERE I AM

[singit]

His name's Cola... But anyway, what about the other, um-- twenty five percent? [ Maths, kid. You're still good at 'em. ] I dunno, she sounds like she wants to send me some place for sure. Says it's better than running off to Bat city to do "whatever", but I don't think she gets it.

... Gonna there's a fifty-fifty chance right now.

1/??

[singit]

Actually Vaya and Vamos think I'm pretty sh---

2/??

[singit]

3/??

[singit]

Y-you're--

4/4 SORRY

[singit]

Kid-- Kobra Kid. Y-you're--

[ Sweet loving desert dust is this

really

is this the real life

???

IT IS HIM ]

It's you!

[ look, she knew this was bound to happen SHE JUST WASN'T PREPARED ]

DEAR CHILD

[kobrakid]

Yeah, s'me. What's the matter, look like you seen a ghost. [ That's. Not funny. COME HERE. ]

[tooghoulforschool]

The hell does CC know? Y'make it sound like he's the one y'gotta listen to when we all know I got the superior brain meats in this dustbowl. Only one that ain't fried, yeah? Don't matter if Cola likes it, you just-- ...

[Didn't he have to crouch down a bit more to make all this eyecontact?] Ay. You fall in some nuclear waste when I weren't lookin'?

SO MANY TEARS

[singit]

[ YOU DON'T NEED TO ASK TWICE she'll just

casually

casually

go ahead and run to you and to your arms, okay. Okay good. ]

Not cool, Kobra! [ oh heck no those are not tears at the corners of her eyes no, you ain't seen nothing dad bro. ] You're really here? Really A-- and everyone else? She wasn't joking 'bout that?

let me hug you

[singit]

[ oh hell is this true it must be her BIRTHDAY if her BEST FRIENDS for fucking ever are actually here

... and if it's a dream she's got to brush up her skills and blast some Dracs ten ways 'till tomorrow to get this out of her system ]

Ghoul, it's been years! [ SHE MISSED YOUR FACE oh no. Hope you like kids latching on to you. You know. Because that's a thing she does. ] Cola's-- I'm so happy to see you!

[ YEAH don't die on her again, okay. Geez. ]

[kobrakid]

[ Here, have a SPIN. Oh gosh, so big. Twelve years is a lot. And tears, what tears ] Nah, nah, no shit, promise. Whole crew 'n a few more. You good?

forever hugs forever

[tooghoulforschool]

Years? Mamacita, I swear I saw you yesterday and you didn't look like no grownup! [Latching is perfectly acceptable. In fact, he'd be offended if she didn't! She's probably too old and too cool to be scooped up but he can still wrap his arms around here, come here, Lil Bit.]

'Course you're happy t'see me. Got the least ugly face of the bunch.

[singit]

Better than ever if you're here! [ It's like old times again and she's pretty sure this one big part of her heart just came back to life. ]

An' more too? Is D. here too? [ She doesn't want to ask about that one guy Korse. Nope. No way. That's a whole can of worms waiting to happen. ]

[gloryisbullshit]

Cherry Papa's chickenshit anyway. Don't tell me you wanna walk that way.

[singit]

That's cause you ain't seen me since I was a kid! That was years ago. [ She's so not a kid anymore. She grew up. See, all grown up pleaseholdherforever

Only him to make her laugh when she's sure she's seeing ghosts, right? ] Don't let Poison hear you, yeah?

[kobrakid]

[ It's nice to see her smile, that's for sure. HAIRRUFFLE. ] Not D, not that I seen. Saw that Val motherfucker once. Couple pornbots. Quiet times, man, makes me fuckin' itchy.

please, allow me to hug you too

[singit]

The other option is Val an' he's going straight for Bat city.

[ Which, hey, she'll leave out that she's going right after, 'k.





hope you missed this kid clinging to you. Look she's getting tougher by the day.
that's not tears that's something in her eye
just dust
yeah ]

Don't want me following your footsteps unprepared, right?

[tooghoulforschool]

[Years, huh? They've been gone that long? So maybe he holds her a little tighter and maybe he scoops her up anyway, an arm around her back and under her knees, all smiles and no sadness.]

Let him hear! Truth hurts, Sunshine. P knows I'm the pretty one and he's handsome as roadkill in the midday sun. Now what's this somethin' you gotta do, huh? Somethin' big?

[singit]

[ Look it's been 12 years and she's still going to try and tickle him because she CAN. Yeahhh what a grown-up. ]

You saw Val?? [ oh. uh. ] Hey... You don't think BLI's getting ready to wreck this or anything, right?

[singit]

Hahah, right. [ Hey, she's not complaining! It's like being six all over again. Good times, man, good times. ]

I'm, uh... [ there's a bit of fidgeting ] Promise you won't tell?

[kobrakid]

[ aslkdjflsdjf! Kobra K-CHOP (lite)! STUPID GRIN ]

Eheh -- yeah, yeah, like a passin' dumptruck. Thinks he's the second coming or some shit, f-fuck that guy. [ Nope, just gonna flop you over his shoulder! >:E ] This? Hell no, sparkfly, this shit's fuckin' -- sacred. Hallowed-like. No fangs gettin' in here.

IF YOU MUST!!

[gloryisbullshit]

[i mean it's dusty out here, he can wipe the dust out of her eyes, here, hold still. Forgive if he cackles.] Val? Val Vicious? Don't tell jokes, mama, I'm talkin business--you ain't trailin after Val fuckin Vicious, please!

i mean why not right

[retrograding]

And what exactly is that, I wonder. What you have to do. I would be nothing less than disappointed if it wasn't something incredibly dangerous.

[tooghoulforschool]

[Welp. That sobers him up a bit. He sets her back on her feet, placing a hand on top of her head.] You need me to promise? I'll promise. Lips are sealed, now shoot.