Renditions are fuuuuun

[thetruequeen]

You better know what you're doing, Mundane, because I don't have time for your idiosyncrasies when I have papers to initial and knights to train, and while I don't mind not doing paperwork, I know that by the time I get back (whenever that is) that stack will have grown instantaneously and I will have more papers to sign!

And then Father and Merlin will get on my case about neglecting one's duties as a princess of Camelot and how a princess must never fall behind andblah blah blah blah.

Is it my fault that there is always something distracting happening when I am supposed to be doing my duties? Did I ask for that dragon to come try to raze the village? No. And stop looking at me like that!

I do not whine! ...I complain. There is a difference!

Annoyed,
Arthur Pendragon

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I regret nothing.

[fartsinurdirection]

[Have a random guy standing on top of a random castle.]

Your incompetent whining is worse than that of a new born baby's you silly English princess.

I want my flying cow

[thetruequeen]

[ There's a tic in Arthur's jaw as she tries to not look frustrated. ]

Would you like to come down from your bailey and say that to my face?

You shall have it, along with ducks, chickens and all their random crap.

[fartsinurdirection]

Oh you would like that, unfortunately I do not feel like crawling around in filth like you English types appear too. Go back and cry to your mis arable father and all of your precious kniggits

and my rabbit wagon!

[thetruequeen]

What! [ Okay, the tic is getting bigger and she's almost scowling. ] Sod off, clackdish! I can roam wherever I so please.

Sure, you can have that back too! They didn't like it anyway.

[fartsinurdirection]

Ohoho, except you cannot as you will be unable to enter here, you moronic princess. Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberry!

oh go eat cake

[thetruequeen]

A ham-- what? [ Okay. She's Brit -- medieval Brit -- what are hamsters even. ] I'm certain my mother did smell of elderberries as elderberries grow near our castle! As well as the rest of Camelot.

I did, and it was delicious.

[fartsinurdirection]

[And yet her faithful servant still has two empty coconut shells.]

Ugh, how repulsive. You english are, how do you say, unsophisticated globs of bat manure.

it was laced with le miserab

[thetruequeen]

[ Is he just....globbing words together or something? ] We do not say. At all.

That's why it was so delicious.

[fartsinurdirection]

[Glad you noticed! : D]

You do not say what? That you are a nincompoop who cannot find a cup?