currently homeless

[carptricks]

THIS IS THE WORST USERNAME YOU'VE EVER COME UP WITH!!




The hell is your problem?! You have plenty of other journals that work a lot better than this one! Take it back!!

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[evenimpossible]

[ BRB laughing ]

[carptricks]

[BRISTLING. SO MUCH BRISTLING]

-- shut up! It's not funny!

[evenimpossible]

No, I'm pretty sure it is.

[carptricks]

No way! It's insulting, that's what it is. I'm being made fun of.

[evenimpossible]

[ you say that like it's something new ]

Could be worse, ya know.

[carptricks]

How could this be worse? There's a carp in my journal username.

A carp.

[consultantsson]

[ NEED SOMEONE ELSE TO LAUGH AT YOUR MISFORTUNE? ]

[evenimpossible]

Ya could actually be a carp right now.

[carptricks]

[internal shriek]

Don't joke, Hattori.

[carptricks]

[I HATE EVERYONE IN THIS POST]

Someone needs to give you a journal username with a short joke in it.

[evenimpossible]

I'm serious, Kuroba.

[ 8D ]

[consultantsson]

[ the smile vanishes. ]

No thanks.

Instead I have a completely embarrassing reference to an in game joke.

[carptricks]

[Sooooo grumpy]

Look, I have a long lucky streak of not being turned into a f-- one of those things, so don't give her any ideas.

[carptricks]

No? C'mon, I bet I could come up with some good ones for you.

[This grin is sooooo cheeky]

[evenimpossible]

[ it's okay kaito it's okay ]

Wouldn't dream of it. 'Sides, she probably has them already.

[consultantsson]

I'd prefer if you didn't.

[carptricks]

[Puns aren't really his area of expertise, but he'll gladly make exceptions for the sake of picking on his favorite (??) detective]

Tantiny.

Shortestsleuth.

[carptricks]

[uuugh. groans]

'Course she does. Too many suspicious ones, if you ask me.

[consultantsson]

[ flicking the lid of his watch up now. ]

Leave it.

[carptricks]

. . . oi oi, what a trivial thing to bring out the big guns for.

[Holds up both hands, palms facing forward, in a defensive gesture]

Detectives. No sense of humor.

[consultantsson]

[ He has a sense of humor... somewhere. ]

I didn't have a fish handy so I thought I'd make do.

[carptricks]

[He'll believe it when he sees it]

You wouldn't make fun of a guy for having f-- fish allergies, would you?

["Allergies"]

[consultantsson]

[ So allergic he can't even say the name? ]

Maybe not normally. But in your case I'll make a special exception.

[carptricks]

[Deadpan]

Gee, thanks, I feel honored.

1/2

[consultantsson]

[ You know that "cute" little kid grin he does? ]

[ Kudou: 2, Kid: ..... ]