( canon is pacific rim ) because mun is flipping out over chilean/chinese-filipino awyis beacham

[needmorecoffee]

Of course I sang "Harana" to Alison what the hell kind of suave asshole do you take me for.

Why do you think she married me?

[ Would have asked the Beckets to sing back-up too, but Yancy's a dick and up and died (sorry man, not your fault). ]

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[heracleidae]

That a real question?

[ambidexter]

Man, I still don't know what language that song's in.

[payloaded]

That's s'pposed to be suave?

[yancy]

[FINE HE WASNT GOING TO ASK YOU TO BE HIS BEST MAN EITHER]

Obviously not for your money.

[assure]

Dude, you just made my mun cry and scream and oh my god, she's playing the song in her head. This better be legit or she'll be offended.

[needmorecoffee]

Doc, would I joke about something as important as the song that won me the girl of my dreams. [ Hint: No, he would not. ]

And tell your mun she is a sweetheart, I will buy her coffee to make her feel better.

Yeah, Beacham confirmed I'm apparently Fil-Chi on my dad's side and then Chilean on mama's. This is a thing.

[needmorecoffee]

Herc, you wound me.

Of course it isn't man.

By the way, Alison says she cooked you a little something, want me to drop it off later?

[needmorecoffee]

Rals, you jerk. It's in Tagalog, okay?

Ask your mun to teach it. You handled Japanese pretty well, this should be easy.

[needmorecoffee]

Charlie, the thing about sweeping ladies off their feet - it is an art.

You don't question art.

[needmorecoffee]

[ YEAH. AND WHO ARE YOU PLANNING ON MARRYING, BECKET AND WHY DIDN'T I SPOT THIS A MILE AWAY. ]

You're just jealous your pretty face didn't stand a chance.

[assure]

[ let him think about it...

uhh definitely no

also that is the piercing shriek of newt's mun ]

─Oh my fucking god, do you have any idea how─ goddammit, stop shrieking, go back to bed, lady!! ─excited she is to know that? She has the biggest smile on her face right now, I do not believe this.

─Also, she is a travesty and hates coffee. Who the hell hates coffee? She is such a kid.

[heracleidae]

I'd be crazy if I said no, mate. Best home cookin' I've had in years, from your wife.,

[needmorecoffee]

...How the hell can anyone not like coffee? Don't they have the sweet stuff from Starbucks? Tell her I'll get her whatever overpriced drink she wants from Starbucks - since, you know, no kaiju.


But yeah, you should have seen my mun when she found out yesterday. Thought she was going to cry. She was pretty obnoxious over on Facebook and Twitter and Tumblr [ this is a self-satisfied sigh ] but I'm a softie and she was happy, so yeah.

[assure]

[ more shrieking ] Oh, god, don't, she has never set foot in Starbucks since, what, 2009? And she has never liked coffee because she hates the taste. I swear, she's a heathen, but then she drinks iced coffee, and I calm down.

[ ... ]

A bit. But, yeah, I totally feel you on the mun crying because mine? Is still blown away that this is a thing and she's overwhelmed. Question, the band who did that song... Parokya ni Edgar? [ there's some accent on the first two words but it's not that heavy. ]

[yancy]

[JUST HYPOTHETICALLY TENDO MAN]

With her or with you?

I let her have you.

[needmorecoffee]

Then I will ensure that I deliver the goods so that my sun and stars won't talk my ear off for forgetting.

How you doing, Herc?

cracking up jsyk

[needmorecoffee]

[ AND HE TAKES IT BACK. NUH-UH, NO, WHO IS IT FLYBOY. ]

Bitterness doesn't suit you, friend. And you know I would have made room enough for the both of you. My heart is just that big and spacious. Did you really not want to share? Or was it that you just found someone else to replace me with.

[ A beat. ]

You did. Didn't you. Who was it.

hi hiii i love your newt pls let us b frands

[needmorecoffee]

[ He's chuckling into his coffee right now. ]

Yep. Good ol' Parokya ni Edgar. What about them, doc?

And please, tell your mun: Sweetheart, breathe. You might hurt yourself.

aksfjlasjfk yes...please... i never knew i needed more tendo choi in my life

[assure]

She's a fan─ [ wow no not even close ] ─Well, alright, maybe not a fan but she does really like, what, most of their songs? They that good?

She's fine, she's just smashing the keys on her keyboard in excitement. [ rolling his eyes at her fondly ]

lolololololol sent you a pm

[needmorecoffee]

Aw, shucks. Kid, if you like their music even a little, then I think that means you count as a fan. You probably grew up with them more than I ever did. [ He sets the coffee down and folds his hands over his lap as he reclines into his chair. ]

They're pretty good, yeah. The lyrics are conversational as far as my Filipino goes [ murmurs apparently mun's headcanon is that after Yeye passed, I made a huge effort into learning my lineage so now I speak about four languages total, this may or may not fly with the actual canon ] funny too.

The one I sang to the missus cracked me up because there's a bit that goes something like: who the fuck is this jackass tripping all over himself singing a song off-key due to nerves.

[ He laughs. ] Fit the bill spot on.

Aw, doc, your girl sounds like a real cutie.

:3

[assure]

Like 'round the nineties. She's a nineties girl─sometimes she blasts some old school Bon Jovi when she's in a mood. [ at worst, nsync plays. ]

Huh, that's what she said too. Clearly her parents don't think they're that good but considering her parents are like, y'know, too old school, I mean, nobody listens to Billy Joel anymore.

─Oh god, she actually sang that part just now. Don't tell me you actually were off-key when you sang that to your lady?

And of course, I like her, I mean, c'mon, she's picked me out of everyone at the PPDC to be in her head...spcae...thing. But man, why did she have to pick Hannibal fuckin' Chau of all people too.

[yancy]

A gentleman never kisses and tells, Mr. Choi.