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[ficus]

So, —what? That's it? That's what you've been waiting for?

Well, you're nothing if not completely predictable, I'll give you that —but do us both a favor, huh? Don't make any promises you don't intend on keeping.

[ ... ] It's more to do with the fact that I don't particularly care rather than if I'm worried about my feelings or not. Trust me. I'm a big girl; I can handle it.

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[ferric]

The lady doth protest?

[ficus]

Occasionally. Nothing to write home about. Just enough to really stir the pot.

[ferric]

I remember you being. Less. Persnickety.

[ When you were alive, he means. 'Cause, you know. His bad. ]

[ficus]

Because we spent so much time together during our Whacky Adventures.

[ 'Shot by the man who couldn't function properly without my ideas and all I got was this lousy attitude adjustment.' ]

[ferric]

[ If only you could have seen him for the butthurt that stemmed his whole entire grudgewank arc, Maya. ]

Sure we did. Four. Five. Six hours. At least six. [ He actually fell asleep so there was some kind of plural for hours involved. ]

[ficus]

[ She saw enough, but there might be a little more satisfaction here if she'd seen everything that wasn't happening while she was trying to kidnap your girlfriend for plans that were full of holes. C'est la vie. ]

Let me guess —best six hours of sleep you've ever had?

[ Is that a prod at his sleep deprivation? We just don't know.]