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[lovestriceps]

[High pitched squealing is coming from (1) Kou Matsuoka, who is also doing lots of flailing to accompany this noise.]

I can't believe it! It must be a woman's paradise, here.....

[Cue an overdramatic sigh.]

I hope I wasn't dreaming.....

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[openturn]

[ Rin is approximately 275% not okay with this...!!! ]

... Kou. What are you going on about?

[lovestriceps]

[Hey it's big brother!--oh wait. She blushes, with an attempt at innocent girlish charm.]

It's nothing! A girly thing, you would hate it.

[She waves non-nonchalantly as she says this.]

[openturn]

[ he doesn't believe that; his deeply suppressed older brother senses are going off with alarm -- ]

It didn't sound like nothing to me...

[lovestriceps]

[Okay, cutesy act over. She frowns at him.]

I'm almost an adult woman, you know! It's not your concern what I do with guys.

[openturn]

[ "what I do with guys"

"what I do with guys"

"what I do with guys"... ]

You hang out with four guys on a regular basis, of course I'm concerned about it.

[lovestriceps]

Well, stop. I'm not tiny anymore, Rin. A lady can fall in love in this day and age without the consent of the men around her!

[Points at him.]

[openturn]

[ "fall in love"...

no ]

Well, if you don't care about my consent, you could at least tell me which one you're talking about. [ it better be Makoto, he (mostly) approves of Makoto. ]

[lovestriceps]

[She sighs dreamily.]

Haruka-kun and I are dating, Rin. Isn't it great?

( one/??? )

[openturn]

[ what ]

[openturn]

[ no, no. he clearly must have misheard. that wasn't Haruka. it couldn't be Haruka. he'd always thought Haruka was too busy making out with the pool to notice actual human beings to make out with -- ]

[openturn]

[ but then again. Kou is always there. at the pool. giving him swimming instructions. for all he knows, in Haruka's mind, that is exactly the same thing as flirting. ]

[openturn]

[ Haruka though ]

[openturn]

[ he could write a book on this and title it "fifty shades of no". just.



why him? why? ]

ok done

[openturn]

[ okay, no. try and be a supportive, understanding older brother. play it cool, Rin. ]








Break up with him. Do it.

[ close enough. ]

that made my night.

[lovestriceps]

[Her mouth opens in shock. How could he be so mean! This was her first love, and he wanted her to break it off? No way!]

No! See, I knew telling you was a bad idea! Leave us be.

:**

[openturn]

[ what is a polite way to say, "no, he is beneath you and will probably ditch you if he finds a nice hot spring to soak in without thinking twice"? ]

That's because it's Haruka. Haruka Nanase. Have you been around that guy recently...?

[ also, he needs to seriously work on his muscle definition if he wants to be in competitive shape. Kou. he taught you better than to settle for sub-par muscle definition. ]

Re: :**

[lovestriceps]

Yes! And he kissed me!

[Totally not thinking about what she's saying anymore.]

He's handsome and nice and you have no right to judge him!

[wheresthepool]

... Kou? [ water u talkin about ]

[lovestriceps]

Oh, Haruka!

[Totally just hugging him.]

That kiss....it was amazing.

[openturn]

[ "and he kissed me"

Haruka Nanase Must Die. ]

Saying he's nice is a really generous description, you know... Considering he ignores most people in favor of the swimming pool.

[wheresthepool]

[ ... UM ]

... what kiss?

[lovestriceps]

Well, he doesn't do that to me! He's nice to me.

[lovestriceps]

[This...was not good. Kou slowly backs off, clearing her throat.]

Maybe it was a dream.....

Nevermind, Haruka. Just...stay away from my brother for a while, okay?

[openturn]

I won't believe it until I see it.

[wheresthepool]

You dreamed about kissing me? [ yeah he caught that..! ]

Why? What happened?