dear_mun | Probably homeless forever

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See, mun! I knew that you wouldn't be able to get rid of me forever! ♪ And I fit your usual criteria of "pink" and "manly", I guess, too!

So you'll have to do a little canon review if you want to get that voice right. No time like the present, right? C'mon, what's life without a little adventure with your friendly friends?

Don't rush on getting me in a game, though. I'm still kind of sleepy, and you still need to make sure you can be happy enough to be an effective partner. You know I don't like slackers in the guild, and that doesn't just mean with work! You gotta pull your weight in happiness, too!

So cheer up, friend! ♪

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[Kebi bows down to the Wigglytuff.]

I greet you. I go by the name of Namaak.

[Yes, he's lying about his name.]

May I ask if you're in a guild as well?

[Oh, look! Someone who knows about guilds! That's convenient.]

You're in a guild, too?

[There's a bit of a studying glance, but it only causes his smile to widen further.]

I'm Guildmaster Wigglytuff from Treasure Town! Where are you from, friend? ♪

[Beware, Wigglytuff. This Seviper is counter-studying you.]

Indeed. I've been in a guild for quite a few months. I come from a guild originating in Ilaan, run by a Smeargle named Lamont.

[Beware of what? He knows sometimes when other pokemon look at him like that, they get weird thoughts and bring him flowers, but they bring him Perfect Apples, too, so that's okay!]

Ilaan? That's awfully far from here! What happens if one of your friends is in trouble?

I'll simply find a rift and travel in between universes to get there more quickly.

[Because this Wigglytuff recognizes Ilaan, he must have heard of the things that have been gong down there.]

I believe they're determined and strong enough to hold off whatever danger there is until I get there.

...Rift? Universes...? Well, I guess that would be quicker than the months on Lapras-back to get there normally...

[He might know of the name, but what's going on there is a complete mystery. He's no Psychic-type!]

Well, it's good to have faith in your friends, but you've got to be there for them, too! It's rule eight, after all! ♫

[Chatot was very proud of those rules, so he would be proud in Chatot's place while he wasn't here! That's how it works, isn't it?]

[Wigglytuff might not want to know about the glitchsquares attacking the town, reality breaking apart, the Unown dissolving into nothing, or even the muffins raining from the sky. It's crazy down in Ilaan. CRAZY!]

Indeed, it is. It's rude not to have faith in your friends. But I'm afraid I haven't heard anything about rules. May I ask what they are?

[There's a bit of hesitation there.]

Well, it's more of Chatot's thing, but...

[A brief clearing of the throat.]

Rule one! Don't shirk work!
Rule two! Run away and pay!
Rule three! Smiles go for miles!

[Do you really want him to keep going? He seems to believe in these as much as his second-in-command does.]

[Don't worry. He's been through worse. He'll definitely survive more rules. Besides, the more he hears, the more he knows about Wigglytuff.]

[Have a random Block Dude who's got his odd name floating above himself in white text.]

Hi... What? I'm not sure what to think of this.

[ This icon because A POKEMON IS TALKING = impossible to her. Hi, have a shocked Pokémon trainer. ]

[This icon because what is humans.]

[Hi. Have a confused waving Wigglytuff.]

[ This will take a while to sort out...

Maybe it was her imagination? Maybe this Wigglytuff can't talk, after all... Yup, had to be. Had to be. HAD TO BE. ]

[ OOC: Wanted to share with you this wonderful youtube link 8D ]

[...maybe it was his imagination? Maybe this isn't another pokemon after all...]

Hello?

[ NEVERMIND, IT TALKED AGAIN. What do what do. Better ask to clear doubts... ]

How... How is that you are talking?

...With my mouth?

[Seriously, it's not like he turned into a giant robot or anything, like that video his mun was just linked to.]

[ Bu... But... ]

But Pokemon cannot talk! [ So freaked out talking to a talking Pokemon. ]

...We can't?

Oh.

[He shuts up, rocking on his feet. He didn't know it was against the law to talk.]

[ ... Oh no what has she done? She feels bad. ]

I mean... [ She clears her throat. ] Pokemon normally cannot talk. But if you can, I don't see any reason that you should not talk... It is just a little strange to me because in my world, they can't. [ She learnt something new. ]

...They can't? [Okay, now he's confused.]

Then how do they make friends?

Um um... In my world, there are some people called 'Pokemon trainers' who train Pokemon, so I guess that the trainers can be considered as the Pokemon's friends. I am a Pokemon trainer and I do consider my Pokemon as friends. Here, I'll show you my Pokemon! [ She takes out her six Pokeballs and lets out Empoleon, Rapidash, Lopunny, Froslass, Cherrim and Pachirisu. And all of the Pokemon greet Wigglytuff happily. ]

Oh! Hey there!

[And he proceeds to have a conversation that his player is way too lazy and rushed to work out one side of. Suffice to say, he seems to have no problem understanding Pokespeak.]

See, they cannot talk but they are my friends. [ She pets all of them. ]

I assume that it is not like so in your world?

[A blink.]

They can too talk.

We were just talking.

[Seriously, lady, did you not HEAR the implied conversation up there.]

... I meant that I and probably most humans cannot understand them.

~~[ Equals to she didn't. ]~~

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Why am I here? I don't know...

OMGILOVEYOU.

woah TIME TRAVELLING TAGS

whoopiee doconsidercomingto ink_city

ooh?

ink_city is quite um laidback, unless you'd want a really busy one, then drop the consideration c:

ohhh, you were recommending --uhmialreadyplaythere? owo

O_O who do you play? (oh my god i feel stupid)

the manliest characters.

>__> helpful. seriously, who D< ?

i am one of the two mews, at least. who are yooooou >____>

San (i know both mews threaded on the dear mun post) and Yako (already in IC)

OHHH. I'm the one that went zomghiiii welcomebackkks.

xD <3 now i feel stupid-er :I

Noooo it's fine XD

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